October 7, 2010

Lil Wayne in good spirits, joking about Madonna

Rapper Lil Wayne is finally set to be released from jail on the 4th of November, and he’s already starting to organize plans for the following weekend.  On Tuesday, MTV broadcast a phone call that they had with Wayne, in which they talked to him about a concert that’s being planned in his honor.  Wayne […]

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September 24, 2010

Madonna’s stalker claims it’s not a crime to adore her with sharp weapons

Yesterday a stalker was picked up by police outside Madonna’s home in Manhattan.  The man, a retired firefighter named Robert Linhart, had a seven-inch ice pick on his person when he was arrested for harassment.  Linhart’s attorney says that adoring Madonna is not a crime, and that there is no evidence to show that Linhart […]

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April 20, 2009

Cops Call B.S. On Madonna’s Horse Tale

Madonna fell off of her horse the other day, and blamed the papz for jumping out of the bushes…spooking the poor thing. The problem is, the papz who were blamed said that Vadge was telling a tall tale. TMZ is reporting that the police took a report of the incident, and the cops say no […]

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February 19, 2009

Madonna Kidnapped Jesus

The family of Madonna’s latest boy-toy, Jesus Luz, says that Vadge has kidnapped their loved one! Jesus, who used to live with his family hasn’t talked to them in over 2 months. The last contact the family had with Jesus was a quick text he sent in December, telling his mom he wouldn’t be home […]

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February 16, 2009

Madonna Wants To Play Most Hated Woman In England

Madonna is reportedly dying to make another movie, OBVIOUSLY not because of any past cinematic successes. No, Vadge loves anything that involves a camera (with Photoshop.) Her latest obsession is to play Wallis Simpson, at one time the most hated woman in England…because former Prince of Wales Edward VIII abdicated the throne for her in […]

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January 19, 2009

Madonna’s Bandage Bondage: Please Just Stop

Obviously, Madonna has NO intention of growing old gracefully. The Ancient One got strapped, wrapped and laced into a crazy getup to promote her album, Hard Candy. Look for this outfit to show up on Britney Spears in the near future. Madonna’s sporting bandages around her chest and wrists, in an attempt to appear sexy […]

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November 4, 2008

Crazed 16 Year Old Madonna Fan Tries To Kill Guy Richie

Guy Richie seriously needs to start wearing some of Madonna’s dominatrix-wear around as protection. A mad-crazy Madonna fan busted up on the set of director Guy Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him. Guy, in the middle of a high-profile divorce with Madonna, was just yards away when the teenager ran on to the […]

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October 27, 2008

Lourdes Having To Be The Grownup In Madonna’s Divorce

Poor Lourdes Leon, being Madonna’s daughter has gotta be a rough gig. It’s embarrassing enough to have your mom writhing all over the stage when she’s 50 years old. It’s gotta suck when Madge appropriates Lourdes’ look too. Which she does, and it makes The Material One look even more desperate. Apparently things have gotten […]

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October 22, 2008

Upside Of Madonna’s Divorce: Christmas For The Kids!

Madonna’s soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie is overjoyed to be rid of the Material One for SO many reasons. Just look how happy he was on his recent birthday without her! One upside of the split that will probably be nice for the kids…Christmas could finally be coming! Madonna’s Krazy Kabbalah BANS Christmas, so the kids […]

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October 15, 2008

Madonna And Guy May Announce Divorce Today

UPDATE: It’s official. Madonna’s beleaguered rep Liz Rozenberg announced that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing after 7 1/2 years together. In a statement co-signed by Ritchie’s representative and e-mailed to The Associated Press, Liz says the couple had not agreed to a settlement yet. US Magazine is ALSO reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez […]

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