Jennifer Lopez And Mark Anthony Sue Stroller Company For $30 Million

J. Lo and Skelatorj lo and skelator are trying another stunt to get some freakin’ PR. This one’s outrageous, alright. They’re suing a stroller company, Silver Cross LTD, for $30 million smackers. Did a stroller malfunction and hurt the twins? Of course not. No, this is about picture money, a J. Lo specialty.

They filed the suit in a California District Court on Wednesday claiming the company, which has outlets in the U.S. and U.K., used a photo of them to help sell a baby stroller.

According to the lawsuit, Jenny and Mark claim the company used a photo of the couple using a Silver Cross Balmoral Pram Carriage stroller to help sell the product on the company’s Web site and “in various print and electronic media and newsletters.”

The couple added in their suit that the “defendants have sought to illegally capitalize on Plaintiffs’ hard work, reputations and world-wide celebrity and recognition.”

Whatever, insufferable duo. Who in their right minds would put Skelator in a print ad?! No expectant mom would want that image in her head when she’s thinking baby thoughts. Sounds like y’all are going for one last big payday before you permanently split, like we know you will. Good luck with that.

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J. Lo Is A Cheap Bitch Packin’ Heat

Jennifer Lopez and her crew came into the exclusive Catherine Malandrinos store on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile, near where she and Skelator live. According to the New York Post, Jenny had a HUGE attack of Divatitis. Well THERE’S a shocker. Jen’s bodyguards came in with GUNS visible and started ordering people around and making a bunch of demands.

She insisted the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but was DE-NIED! We’re in a recession, yo! A clerk said that one of her eight-person entourage, which included two armed bodyguards, was yelling at her that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. The store was not amused. So, Jennifer proceeded to try on a ton of outfits, threw them all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy anything. For the little people to have something to do!

Seems you can take the Jenny off of the block, but you can’t take the block out of the Jenny. Classless! All of you store owners better lock up quick if the posse heads your way- that’s some (unlikely) business you don’t want. Surprisingly, J. Lo’s rep didn’t return any calls.