Kerry Katona gets $2.70 in child support

British pop star Kerry Katona has gotten royally shafted by the court system.  Katona’s ex-boyfriend and the father of her children, Mark Croft, has been ordered by a judge to pay Kerry weekly child support… in the amount of $2.70 per week.

Croft’s attorney’s argument was that Croft cannot afford to pay any more than this because he works at a café and only makes a small monthly income.  But here’s the thing… he drives to work every day in an Audi A4 convertible.  How on earth does someone on a waiter’s income afford that when he claims he can’t even afford to support his children?  Something smells fishy here, and I don’t think it’s on the café menu.