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Matthew McConaughey DJ’s At Baby Levi’s Birth

Snarkista — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:28:18 +0000

Matthew McConaughey and longtime love Camila Alves, have a beautiful baby boy, Levi Alves McConaughey, born on July 7. Now, the first pics are out! Matthew did not break character, and apparently was his typical bongo self during the birth…he cracks me UP! Matthew tells OK that:

We found a great rhythm,” Matthew says about the delivery of baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Let me tell you, if Snarkista had somebody DJ’ing during her 48 HOUR labor, she would have gone Linda Blair on his ass! Camilla is obviously MUCH more laid back!

Matt says he kept a detailed diary of his and Camila’s hospital experience.

“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

Birthing classes everywhere are updating their course materials as I speak. Congrats to the lucky new parents!

Matthew McConaughey Still Sowing Wild Oats

Snarkista — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:04:08 +0000

Matt’s gonna be a dad VERY soon with girlfriend Camila Alves, but that didn’t stop him from getting his party on in everyone’s fave spot- Nicaragua. Star Magazine reports that Matt got hella plastered and started hittin’ on the babes:

“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”

Flip-flops are dangerous when you’re hammered. Those puppies turn into slip-flops after 3 beers. Matt must have a special bond with his, ‘cuz looking for them in a Nicaraguan sewage ditch is a new low in NASTY for the earthy Mr. McConaughey. Better pick up some steel-toed boots before ya go home, Matt. Camila’s hormones are on turbo, and she’s gonna stomp your crazy bongo ass silly.
UPDATE: Matthew tells the New York Daily News that he’s offering a reward for his left flip-flop. Just knock real loud on the camper if you find it.