Singer Katy Perry topped the Maxim Hot 100 list on Monday, beating out runners-up Brooklyn Decker, Zoe Saldana, Blake Lively and a host of other way hotter women.
Now, we don’t have anything against Katy Perry, but the hottest woman in the world? Really? Yeah, Angelina Jolie is starting to show her age, but we still think she’s way sexier than Katy Perry. Zoe Saldana placed third, but we think she smokes Perry any day. Let’s not even discuss how much more delicious #34 Jessica Alba is than Katy Perry.
Of course, we just don’t get Maxim‘s hot 100 list in general. Every year we wonder what the people who made the list were smoking when they ranked the ladies. Seriously, Audrina Patridge is hotter than Scarlett Johansson? Kim Kardashian beats out Bar Rafaeli? And what the hell is Chelsea Handler even doing on this list? Does anyone actually have hot, steamy fantasies aboutÂ hopping in the sack withÂ Chelsea Handler? And if so, have you been in therapy lately?
If you must, you can check out this year’s Maxim Hot 100 list here. We hope you find it as amusing as we did.
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