Toy Story 3 Weekend Box Office Win: Jonah Hex Fails

Toy Story 3 made its Pixar creators very happy in the weekend box office with the studio’s biggest opening weekend ever. Toy Story 3 beat out The Karate Kid and The A-Team 2010 remakes to land the top spot. As for Warner Brothers’ much hyped Jonah Hex, the Megan Fox and Josh Brolin starring film came in a pitiful 8th place for its opening weekend.

Toy Story 3 (Pixar)
Toy Story 3 (Pixar)

Pixar’s latest animated offering was expected to rake in huge numbers for its weekend box office opening and it did not dissapoint. Toy Story 3 earned $109 million, coming in second only to Shrek the Third for the record of best opening weekend for an animated movie. The Karate Kid 2010 remake placed second with only a paltry $29 million in comparison.

In a rather nasty blow to Warner Bros., the studio’s adaption of DC Comics’ Jonah Hex came in way down the list at 8th place after receiving a slew of negative criticism in pre-release. The film only earned $5.1 million for its weekend box office opening.

Weekend Box Office Top Five

1. Toy Story 3 ($109 million)
2. The Karate Kid ($29 million)
3. The A-Team ($13.8 million)
4. Get Him to the Greek ($6.1 million)
5. Shrek Forever After ($5.5 million)

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Megan Fox Says Marriage to Brian Austin Green Will Take Years

Jonah Hex star Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green announced earlier this week that they are engaged for the second time, but don’t hold your breath waiting around for their wedding day. Fox says she is in no hurry to walk down the aisle.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have been dating for six years and it could be that long again before they ever actually get around to exchanging wedding vows.

“It’s going to be years!” Fox told UsWeekly.com at Thursday’s Jonah Hex premiere in Los Angeles. “I’m going to be 44 when I get married.” Of course, Megan Fox has already admitted she sometimes ‘misleads’ the press with her comments. So you never know, the couple might just pop up in a Las Vegas wedding chapel on the fly at any time.

Fox and Green were previously engaged once before, but called it off in February, 2009. They briefly split, but were soon once again an official couple later that year.

We hope that Megan Fox losing her two-carat engagement ring after getting too excited after Green’s proposal in Hawaii isn’t a bad sign this engagement is doomed to be cancelled as well.

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Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Engaged Again

Transformers star Megan Fox and boyfriend Brian Austin Green are engaged once again. Fox and Green have been dating on and off since 2004 and broke off their previous engagement last year.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox was booted from Transformers 3 and replaced with a Victoria’s Secret model. That had to hurt. So we’re hoping her new engagement to boyfriend Brian Austin Green will make her feel a bit better. If it sticks this time, that is. Fox and Green were engaged to be married before, but abruptly called the engagement off last February.

Apparently the erstwhile couple are ready to give the whole engagement thing another go. Brian Austin Green reportedly proposed to Megan Fox at the beach on the Big Island in Hawaii. Fox was reportedly quite excited over the proposal, “jumping up and down,” a source told UsWeekly.com.

Maybe a bit TOO excited. Turns out Megan Fox got so worked up over her second engagement to Brian Austin Green that she lost the engagement ring in the sand at the beach. Security and staff reportedly spent hours looking for the ring but so far it hasn’t turned up yet.

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Morning Snark – Octomom Nadya Suleman, Mischa Barton, The Bachelorette, Joe Jonas, Megan Fox and More

Nadya Suleman, better known as the Octomom, has the green light to financially exploit her 14 children in a new reality show. On Monday, a California judge approved the $250,000 deal on the condition a financial guardian is appointed to keep an eye on the kids’ earnings and ensure no labor laws are violated. Because forcing 14 children to have their private lives invaded for their mom’s profit is certainly violation enough.

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Joe Jonas and actress girlfriend Camilla Belle have officially broken up, a rep for Belle told Access Hollywood. No cheating or other nastiness was supposedly involved and the two reportedly remain on good terms. We’re pretty sure Joe won’t have to be lonely for long. After all, the Jonas Brothers are currently on tour – there are sure to be plenty of screaming groupies to go around for all.

Troubled actress Mischa Barton is ready to go back to work after spending some time in the hospital for an ‘undisclosed’ condition.  Barton will reportedly return to work at her new gig on the TV series The Beautiful Life on Friday. Hopefully Barton will be spending a lot of time in the makeup chair covering up how totally wasted she looks with her ‘undisclosed’ condition. Then again, she is playing a drug-addicted model on the show, so maybe they should just let her go au natural.

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In a hilarious and somewhat scary moment of fan insanity at Comic-Con this week, a crazed Megan Fox devotee attempted to persuade the Hollywood hottie to star in his own private sex tape. Fox was promoting her upcoming film Jonah Hex when the freakish fan gushed that he had just graduated film school and would she like to help him out by starring in a celebrity sex tape? Unsurprisingly, the fan was quickly seized and booted out of Comic-Con on his ass by security. Honestly, if Fox was going to do a celebrity sex tape, we’re thinking she has a lot better choices for co-stars than a Comic-Con geek fan boy.

It might just be love for The Bachelorette star Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski. Harris accepted a marriage proposal from technology consultant Swiderski on the finale of The Bachelorette on Monday. Are Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski still together? Fans will have to wait until Tuesday night’s The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose special to hopefully find out if the couple stuck it out.

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And for a last few tidbits…

23-year-old Daniel Bark has been charged with vehicular homicide in the hit-and-run death of former American Idol contestant Alexis Cohen.

Hulk Hogan is now a free man. Hogan and former wife Linda Bollea finally hashed out the last details of their divorce settlement. Details are not being released to the public.

Charlie’s Angels star Farrah Fawcett left druggie son Redmond a three million inheritance on her death. But the funds will be strictly controlled through a monthly allowance in hopes Redmond will actually take the chance to clean up his life once he eventually gets out of jail.

Megan Fox Needs To “Transform” Her Potty Mouth

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Megan Fox, star of the new movie Transformers, is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. Her mouth, however…not so pretty. The Sun reports that she went off on a foul-mouthed tirade at the suggestion that she’s too beautiful for serious movie roles.

Megan blasted:

“It p***es me when people f***ing complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bulls***. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

Does Megan think it’s worth isolating herself in order to escape the madness of Hollywood? More colorful language.

“Yeah, it’s worth it. “Because if it was – if I wasn’t making that decision I wouldn’t, I would be f***ing, not literally f***ing away my career, but I’d be s***ting away my career.”

Hmmm. Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, but the ears can overrule the eyes in certain cases. Word to the wise, girls: pretty is as pretty does.

Men Everywhere Rejoice, Megan Fox Calls It Off With Brian Austin Green

brian-austin-green-megan-foxAnd perhaps the ladies are rejoicing as well, for Brian Austin Green is one of MY favorite reasons to watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. What a manly, manly man. With tactical training!

Back to the bustup… Megan Fox called off the deal. “The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells US magazine. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”

Megan, 22 (who’ll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June’s sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Brian, 35 (a regular on Terminator), now “are both focusing on their careers,” the source adds.

The couple made the fatal mistake of having tattoos of each other’s names. The tattoo effect strikes again!

The two met in 2004 and got engaged in November 2006. At least there won’t be a big loss on a lavish wedding. Megan declared before the split that “It’s not going to be a big wedding,” she said at a GQ bash. “I’m not one of those girls. If it happens, it will be very low-key and quick and unplanned.”

Snarkista’s condolences to Brian and Megan, but happy times for some singles in Hollywood! Open season!

Katy Perry Wants Female Fans To Kiss Off

Girl, you brought this shizz on yourself by trying to perv up on Miley Cyrus for some PR! Katy Perry says that despite the lezbo lyrics in her smash “I Kissed A Girl”, she is OVER her female fans trying to snag a smooch.
Katy whined to The Sun

Girls now keep asking for a kiss. After every show on my tour I stay behind to do an autograph signing. But about a dozen women will want a snog. I just sweetly say, ‘No, thank you’. If I kissed everybody who asked I’d probably go away with something I don’t really want.

Katy was quick not to hop off of her gravy-train though, and revealed her same-sex crushes on Hollywood stars inspired her to write the song. Don’t kiss PARIS! Wonky McValtrex will make your lips fall OFF!

I was reading a magazine and opened it up to a picture of either Scarlett Johansson or Megan Fox, and I turned to my boyfriend and said, ‘You know, if they walked through the door and asked me to pucker up, I would just do it.’

Girl, if Megan or Scarlett walked through your door, Mr. Katy Perry would mow your ass down so fast you’d be kissing the floor! Glad the shtick is working out for ya though, you broke Beatles chart records with your song. It’s probably time to shut up about kissing 15 year olds, though. However, SamRo and Lindsay are on line 2!