Is Michael Jackson Dying?

Update: Very sad news today as it appears that Michael Jackson has died.

The one-time King Of Pop, Michael Jackson, is rumored to be incurably ill, and is possibly DYING. Reports are surfacing that Michael, 50, is suffering from a potentially fatal lung disease according to media reports. The actual disease is called Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency.
Ian Halperin, who authored a tell-all book on Michael, told In Touch magazine:

“He’s had it for years, but it’s gotten worse, He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it. He also has emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, which his doctors have had a lot of trouble stopping. It’s the bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him.”

The UK’s Daily Express, says the writer says Jackson may now be fighting for his life, but is too weak to undergo surgery.The facemask was always one hint he was worried about his health. The current claim is that his lung condition has left him so weak he can barely speak, and that he is going BLIND as well. Horrific.

Jackson was acquitted 3 years ago of child molestation, but has never shaken rumors of drug or alcohol abuse. Extreme money problems have forced him out of his “Neverland”, and he still has enormous amounts of debt. In fact, illness was the reason he gave to avoid a recent court date in a big money lawsuit. Now, it looks like that excuse was legitimate. Still, he has somehow managed to rent a home in one of the most exclusive areas of L.A. for a whopping $100,000 a month. The $38 million Holmby Hils pad has seven bedrooms, 13 baths, 12 fireplaces, a screening room and, of course, a cellar for Jesus juice. For sleepovers, there’s a guest house, swimming pool and garden. The deal was done several weeks ago under a heavy-duty confidentiality agreement.

There has been no public comment on his health from Jackson’s official spokeswoman. he singer’s brother has simply said it’s not a good time, and that Jackson’s not doing so well. No matter what your opinion of Michael is, he’s become a truly tragic figure. We hope he gets well. Here’s a look at Michael in his prime…when he WAS on top.

Billie Jean

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Britney Spears Is Hittin’ This?

Britney Spears reportedly has another new boyfriend, according to the Post-Chronicle, and his name is Sean Fox, (a.k.a. Sean Zastoupil). Sean apparently had an overnight recently with Britney. He’s a dancer, model, actor and now maybe flavor of the day, who used to date Lauren Conrad of “The Hills”! Crap. LC’s gonna throw a hissy now, and it shouldn’t take Spencer Pratt long to try and insert his doucheass into the fray.

Depending upon whom you believe, Britney’s been rumored to be dating bodyguards and hotel magnates as well, OR has been celibate for 6 months. Britney’s REAL flavor of FOREVER is captured in the pic above from OK magazine. It’s Snarkista’s FAVE of all time, it has captured Brit in her natural habitat…with Cheetos. That OK photographer deserves a freakin’ Pulitzer.

Back to the flavor of the day…here’s the latest supposed boy-toy Sean, in an obviously home-made yet extremely earnest and serious “dance and modeling” video. Sean sounds like Michael Jackson, and the jam box in the shots really ups his street cred, don’t ya think? Pose on, baby.

Michael Jacksonwear

Those crazy kids at Kitson have bought it again! First it was Heidi Montag’s dirt cheap “Heidiwood” line- for those who love the poly-skank look. Now, it seems Michael Jackson’s teamed up with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier to create some new Jacksonfug for the demented, and Kitson’s reportedly gonna carry it.

“It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big,” a source told Life & Style Weekly. “This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”

Since when did Michael Jackson have any MONEY? Is this why Neverland’s on the block? The only thing that’s “big” about Jacko is his bed. I’m starting to think that Ed Hardy operates on the “self published book” model. Sure! You too can have your book published, for $250,000! I pity the poor soul who gets THIS marketing job thrown in their lap. Better go after the European tourists or this is gonna flop bigger than Flipper.