Crimes Against Fashion: Miley Cyrus Edition

miley cyrus crimes against fashion

What in the birthday cake are you wearing, Miley? These are the OSCARS, little vixen. You are not fooling ANYONE in that getup, they’ve all seen your hacked pix. So, did Disney pick it out? From the traveling dinner theater production of “The Little Mermaid: It’s Your Birthday, Ariel!”?

Wait a minute… it’s all coming together now…Tina Knowles got to you! That HAS to be it, it’s a Beyonce leftover from the family’s House Of DereonBeyonce and poor Solange written all over it. Quick! Run away from the glue guns, Miley! They’re coming with the FEATHERS!