Hide the kiddies! They better not make a life-size version of this one, or all the pervy grampas will be lined up at Toys-R-Us! Mattel calls their new Barbie “Black Canary” after the DC comic book character. Snarkista thinks they’re worried about competing with Bratz sales. This slutty little tart hasn’t escaped the notice of [...]

Former Christian singer-turned-provocateur Katy Perry, whose song “I Kissed a Girl” has burned up the charts this summer, says Miley Cyrus would be her dream girl-kiss. Katy tells Steppin’ Out magazine when asked the question in it’s latest issue: “Miley Cyrus! She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus [...]

No big surprise here, but squealmaker David Archuleta has received a 2008 Teen Choice Awards nomination for having the most fanatic fans! Archie could probably take this one home, as anyone knows who witnessed the asteroid shower of screams that rocked American Idol EVERY TIME he took the stage! Other categories have been added to [...]

7 Things is basically about getting over a past boyfriend. Rumors are buzzing that it is actually about Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Miley and Nick dated last year, but Nick didn’t want to go public with their relationship. Even though he wanted to keep it under wraps, Miley reportedly kissed him on stage [...]

Hmmm. Let’s see… Miley Cyrus has been suffering a bit of an image problem lately. Disney is rumored to be a little uncomfortable with the sexing-up of Ms. Hannah Montana. There is a gi-normous amount of Hannah Montana merchandise, covering virtually every possible branding item known to man. Except candy? Not anymore! Either the Chinese [...]

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Miley Cyrus has once again been kind enough to share some kissy pics on her Myspace! This time she’s cuddling up with Jonas Brother Nick Jonas. Billy Ray needs to get some new spy software! Myspace is EASY to crack, Snarkista knows! Get some keylogging software and you’ll be on your way. Anyone with a [...]

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Miley Cyrus and her friend Mandy Jiroux’s M&M Cru have been promising to smack the Adam/Chu Dance Cru (ACDC) down PERMANENTLY in their latest ultimate dance-off. This war’s been going on for quite awhile, and everyone’s been waiting for the showdown! Here’s the latest, keenly awaited M&M Cru video, the one that’s promised to bury [...]