A sordid tale out of Hollywood today that should make Woody Allen look like a monk…72 year-old actor Morgan Freeman wants to marry his 27 year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, once his divorce is finalized. Reportedly the two have been carrying on an affair for 10 YEARS. Holy crap.

Freeman and his estranged wife Myrna, 68,raised E’Dena since she was a young child. A family insider says:

“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her,” said a family insider. Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”

Morgan isn’t the only one who is a few fries short of a happy-meal…wife Myrna admits she and Morgan have not slept together for several years and they had an open marriage, both having other partners during the course of their marriage. Nonetheless, Morgan allegedly began having sex with E’Dena as a teen, and then the two continued a relationship after Myrna found out. Apparently this was the last straw.

Snarkista hopes her dear readers aren’t eating breakfast right now.