December 15, 2008

Desperate Aniston Made Aides Search For A Boyfriend

Jennifer Aniston was SO desperate to be in a relationship when her new movie goes head-to-head with ex-hubby Brad Pitt’s, that she had her aides interview potential boyfriends for her, according to the UK Daily Mail. Jen and Brad both are releasing films on Christmas Day…Jen in the dog-comedy (heh) Marley and Me; Brad in [...]

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December 11, 2008

Sister Of Macaulay Culkin Killed

Very sad news, indeed- Dakota Culkin, the 29 year-old sister of actor Macaulay Culkin, was struck by a car on Tuesday on the west side of LA., and has passed away. Police report that Dakota was walking and stepped off the curb and was then struck by a passing car. She was rushed to UCLA [...]

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December 8, 2008

Photoshop Awards: Jessica Alba Edition

Behold new mom Jessica Alba, posing for a new Campari calendar. Jessica wants us to think she’s shed every ounce of preggo, and is once again, perfection of body. Enter Photoshop guru! He’s nipped a few off of her hips, and made sure that Jessica is NOT smiling, even a little. ‘Cuz that is how [...]

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December 2, 2008

Tom Cruise Wants To Marry David Beckham. Oh, And Posh Too.

This is NOT gonna help squelch those “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors! Tommy-girl is a certifiable freak. Australia’s Live News says that he gave David and Victoria Beckham a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present…a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?! Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways? Sneaky Scientologists, that’s who! Tommy’s been trying [...]

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December 1, 2008

Jessica Simpson Coming To A Bingo Hall Near You

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine, The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet [...]

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November 23, 2008

Yuck Alert: David Spade And Nicolette Sheridan’s PDA

How in the hell does lil’ David Spade do it? He’s a babe magnet! The Spadester came to Nicolette Sheridan’s 45th birthday party and put the mojo on her, reportedly resulting in some major PDA in front of the guests. OK Magazine elaborates: The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. [...]

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November 11, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Calls Barack Obama “Colored”

Whaaaat did Lindsay Lohan just say to Maria Menounos? Barack Obama is our first colored President? Sure, Lindsay looks like she just fell off of the party wagon and into this interview, but Snarkista’s pretty sure what she heard. Stuff like his is why Lindsay’s peeps wanted her to quit blogging about the election. Don’t [...]

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November 11, 2008

Jesse Metcalfe Knocked Out After 40 Foot Balcony Fall

Looks like some partying at the World Music Awards in Monaco this weekend got a leeetle bit out of hand. Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, who hosted the awards, apparently lost his balance and fell 40 feet off of a balcony. Damn! This wouldn’t have happened if Lindsay Lohan had co-hosted as originally planned! SamRo’s [...]

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November 4, 2008

Crazed 16 Year Old Madonna Fan Tries To Kill Guy Richie

Guy Richie seriously needs to start wearing some of Madonna’s dominatrix-wear around as protection. A mad-crazy Madonna fan busted up on the set of director Guy Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him. Guy, in the middle of a high-profile divorce with Madonna, was just yards away when the teenager ran on to the [...]

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November 4, 2008

It Kinda Sucks To Be Lindsay Lohan

Lately, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been doing so great in the “keeping a gig” department. First, she had a sweet cameo opportunity on the fab Ugly Betty, and she went and brought her diva to the set. Said set was not amused. LiLo’s original 6 show job got slashed. Then, despite her gaffe LAST year at [...]

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