US magazine already bought and published pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fake, illegal romantic marriage in Mexico. Last night’s episode of “The Hills”, however, highlighted the true ickyness of the whole debacle. Scuzzy Spencer flew Montard to Cabo San Lucas, got her drunk on tequila and rushed her to a church. The next [...]

Paris Hilton may have that fug wonk eye, but the chick is not blind. Proof? This weekend La Hilton was in Miami at the Fountainbleau hotel where she hung out with hunky ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros. They hit up club Mokai on Saturday night, and Paris’ boyfriend Benji “Pudge” Madden was NOT around. Pudge was in [...]

Ah HA!! Oh, this has made Snarkista’s night, and she SO needed to be having a better night. 80′s group Ah Ha had a big hit with “Take On Me” back in the day, which was also back when MTV showed music videos. The video was all edgy and shizz when it came out, but [...]

MTV is reporting that Stan Lee is teaming up with Paris Hilton to turn her into his next superhero character. Whaaaa? Quoth La Hilton: We’re developing that right now and just going over scripts and drawing my character. I fight crime. It’s not like your typical superhero, It’s me basically as a superhero, so kind [...]

Popwreck Britney Spears is rumored to be working on a reality tv show. Her bodyguards were caught shooting her every move with professional grade video cameras during her mini-vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Hmm. Britney’s gonna probably have to do something a little more interesting than lay around in a bikini for this one [...]

Snarkista told you awhile back about MTV’s upcoming new reality show “Exiled”. The show takes some of the insufferable bratz from “My Super Sweet Sixteen” and dumps them off in third world countries! Good times! The little divas (and one divO) have to work and live with families in countries where many don’t MAKE IT [...]

MTV’s released the trailer for “The Hills”. Snarkista isn’t sure if it is clips of plotlines that will really be developed- or the best parts of the season crammed into one trailer. Last season was pretty much a snoozer, and the hint here that the insufferable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may break up is [...]

Dangit, I hear the sound of squealing from the girls down the street! Why? MTV’s VMA Awards are gonna be a tween dream because the Jonas Brothers will be headlining the event! The confirmation of the news was revealed by the band themselves, during their performance at FNMTV last night. In their press release, the [...]

Here’s a Snarktune to kick of your weekend with a really cool groove! Nelly premiered his new video for “Body On Me” featuring Ashanti and Akon tonight on “FNMTV”, Pete Wentz’s new gig on MTV. The song is off his new album Brass Knuckles, set to drop September 16th. The video was directed by Benny [...]

Those of you who keep up with the Rev. Run on MTV’s “Run’s House” know Team Blackout well! JoJo Simmons, Rev’s son, and his longtime BFF’s Zach and Reggie came together as Team Blackout (named after NYC’s 2003 blackout) and have been getting better all the time. Team Blackout signed with Latchkey Recordings in 2007, [...]