Nick Zano – Good Morning, Glory!

Nick ZanoHow in the HELL did horsey Haylie Duff bag the fabulous man-specimen that is Nick Zano? He left Kristin Cavallari for the lesser Duff??? Nick and Kristin did break up in December, but I thought it was just the usual guy-gettin-outa-presents stuff that happens around Christmas and Valentine’s day. (Actually, guys, to pull that one off well you really need to lower the boom around Halloween).

Shockingly, Nick and Haylie got together in February. Buff Nick is now moving boxes into the house he and Haylie will be sharing. Is Nick losing his eyesight? Are we perhaps in an alternate universe? Is he the Duffer’s beard? IS THIS THE EVIL WORK OF MTV? (They’re ALL on it.)Lusting Inquiring minds MUST KNOW! Please give Snarkista the scoop if you have any clue how this CLEAR waste of hotness happened!

Friday’s Fifteen Minutes…

Ah, Friday! Time for a Friday’s Fifteen Minutes, where Z-listers get some press while they desperately try to go for twenty. Today’s guest is Landon Brown, son of the dapper and debonair Bobby Brown. Yeah, Landon’s one of his gazillion kids. Landon recently competed on MTV’s horrifying “Rock The Cradle”, where celebu-spawn fight it out American Idol style for a deal and some coin. (If you wanna see some crazy, check out some of the episodes online. Once you get to Chloe Lattanzi, you better strap yourself in).

Landon didn’t win, and the show is over. What’s a Z to do? Remember that you “got together” with Lindsay Lohan in a public bathroom! Landon’s obviously been holding these particular cards back, but saw the avalanche of lesbo-press Li-Lo’s been getting, and figured he’d better throw ’em down! If too many more neck-munching Samantha Ronson and Lindsay pics come out, Landon’d be S.O.L. SO…

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together . . . I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me”

Landon would REALLY like for Lindsay to call him back too. He said so. Bless your little famewhoring heart, honey. Good luck with that. Maybe you should look into a wig…

MTV’s “Exiled”- Bratz Camp for “Sweet Sixteens”!

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I LOVE the concept of MTV’s upcoming Reality TV show “Exiled”! Remember all of the super-spoiled, insufferable birthday girls from MTV’s “My Super Sweet Sixteen”? Remember how you wanted to ship them off to a third-world country? Well, MTV has done it for you!!! Payback begins Monday, August 25th. Here’s the trailer for the not-so-sweet reality check for the obnoxious little bratz! I might actually watch this one! Extra points for the tribes and families who had to put up with the ‘lil divas! Double-Click and see it all go down.