Goofwad Katy Perry has called off her catfight with Lily Allen. Katy says that when she called herself “a skinnier version of Allen”, she was just joking! Lily was not amused by upstart Katy’s comments, and said Monday that: “I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She [...]

Yeah, Miley Cyrus is doing her best to follow in the steps of the great one…Britney Spears. Except Miley started sooner. Here’s her new video for “Fly On The Wall”, which features Miley playing with her hair a lot, licking her lips, and getting chased by the papz. So original!

ET has decided that the Britney Spears PR extravaganza cannot wait until tomorrow for its next phase…the release of her video for “Circus”. Brit-Brit’s been taking her Circus freakin’ everywhere, and a Korean pirate copy of the vid already hit the net. The NY Daily News snipes that: Britney Spears’ new album should have been [...]

The countdown has begun till 5pm. ET today, when our nation needs to unite with Stephen Colbert! Why? To knock Kanye West off of iTunes #1 spot by buying Colbert’s Christmas album! Kanye’s insufferable self has already fired back with “who is Stephen Colbert?”, and apparently his ALL CAPS button is broken. Today Kanye also [...]

Miley Cyrus is reportedly seeking legal emancipation from her parents. Who didn’t see THIS coming?! The 16 year-old is said to be in discussions with her attorney about filing a Petition of Emancipation form after repeatedly fighting with Billy Ray and Tish over her romance with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston. Snarkista TOLD Billy Ray [...]

Happy Birthday to Britney Spears, who has been inescapable for the past few weeks. Britney’s releasing her new, appropriately named album “Circus” today, and the PR blitz has been massive. Britney had a tell-all Sunday night that got huge ratings, although it was a bit of a yawner. Today Brit-Brit dropped in on “Good Morning [...]

This is NOT gonna help squelch those “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors! Tommy-girl is a certifiable freak. Australia’s Live News says that he gave David and Victoria Beckham a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present…a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?! Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways? Sneaky Scientologists, that’s who! Tommy’s been trying [...]

Spazmo songstress Katy Perry tries really hard to recreate Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” (Put A Ring On It) routine while a bunch of roadie slobs cheer her on. Katy may be able to dress like a cupcake, but Beyonce has nothing to fear from crazy Katy! Why? A) Katy doesn’t have the moves. B) Katy doesn’t [...]

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine, The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet [...]

Ah, time for a funny for Friday! Remember way back when super-cutie David Archuleta lost to David Cook on this year’s American Idol? Remember how it was the grownups fault? Yeah. Here’s a look at the worst day of the year for tweens everywhere. The reactions are priceless! “David Cook doesn’t even SHAVE!” And a [...]