February 27, 2009

Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant Again?

Hmmm! Nicole Kidman has sparked speculation that she is preggers again, after she was spotted sporting an apparent baby bump. She was attending the Japan premiere of her film “Australia.” At the event yesterday in Tokyo, Nic was photographed wearing a loose black dress that exposed a bit of a bump. Now bumps are hard […]

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February 26, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Miley Cyrus Edition

What in the birthday cake are you wearing, Miley? These are the OSCARS, little vixen. You are not fooling ANYONE in that getup, they’ve all seen your hacked pix. So, did Disney pick it out? From the traveling dinner theater production of “The Little Mermaid: It’s Your Birthday, Ariel!”? Wait a minute… it’s all coming […]

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February 26, 2009

Look Out, England, Amy Winehouse Is Coming Back

Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blaaaaake was freed from the Big House (again) yesterday and this was news to the Wino. She’s been in her new adopted homeland of St. Lucia when she heard the news. Crackie is upset because she wasn’t the first to know. A snitch told The Sun, “Hearing Blake was out brought lots […]

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February 26, 2009

Paula Abdul Says 4th Judge Is A Mistake

Uh, oh, catfight time again!! American Idol’s been humming along now for weeks, with the addition of 4th judge Kara DioGuardi joining Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Snarkista TOLD you that Kara would give Paula a new reason to drink, and it seems Kara’s really gotten under Paula’s skin. Since she sits right […]

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February 25, 2009

Snark Sightings

Jessica Simpson Spares America; Calls Off Country Tour: Lainey Gossip Natalie Portman Really Gets Around: Just Jared Kate Moss- Probably Preggers, Definitely Smoking: Hollywood Rag Kate Winslet’s Daughter- Fashion Police: Knocked Up Celebs FHM Thinks Mischa Barton Is Sexy? Backseat Cuddler Filmmakers Buying “Slumdog” Kids New Houses: Get The Big Picture “Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen” […]

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February 24, 2009

Papa Spears Calls Sam Lufti A “Predator”

Britney Spears lives under the permanent control of her dad, Jamie Spears, for her own good. Access to Britney, even by telephone, is carefully monitored. Why? So she won’t do idiotic things like let Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib back into her life. The two slick-talkers are trying hard. Imagine Papa Spears’ dismay when Brit-Brit […]

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February 23, 2009

Beyonce And Hugh Jackman Perform At The Oscars: Video

Last night’s 2009 Oscars served up plenty of fodder for Snarkista, and patience, my dears, more will come (ahem, Sean Penn.) First up, though, is the excellent performance number starring Beyonce and the very talented Hugh Jackman. Although Snarkista’s not POSITIVE that Queen Bee isn’t lip-synching! She did give a big SPANK back to Etta […]

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February 19, 2009

Madonna Kidnapped Jesus

The family of Madonna’s latest boy-toy, Jesus Luz, says that Vadge has kidnapped their loved one! Jesus, who used to live with his family hasn’t talked to them in over 2 months. The last contact the family had with Jesus was a quick text he sent in December, telling his mom he wouldn’t be home […]

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February 18, 2009

Paris Hilton Raps For Snoop Dogg…Yikes.

Paris Hilton decided it would be a good idea to rap for a clearly baked Snoop Dogg. Er, maybe she should stick to pop. In Antarctica.

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February 16, 2009

Madonna Wants To Play Most Hated Woman In England

Madonna is reportedly dying to make another movie, OBVIOUSLY not because of any past cinematic successes. No, Vadge loves anything that involves a camera (with Photoshop.) Her latest obsession is to play Wallis Simpson, at one time the most hated woman in England…because former Prince of Wales Edward VIII abdicated the throne for her in […]

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