Octomom in yet another eviction drama

Nadya Suleman‘s landlord has been the most patient man in the universe, but now he’s at the end of his rope and he says he’s done giving her second chances.  Amer Haddadin has had to deal with promise after promise from Suleman and her lawyers, and although she has been paying some money here and there, Haddadin claims she’s always late, and now there is the small matter of a $450,000 balloon payment that was due at the beginning of October.

Suleman still hasn’t paid up, which Amer says is especially frustrating because he suspects that she and her lawyers have the money, but simply don’t want to pay up.  Haddadin has already served the eviction papers, and he says he expects Suleman to be removed from the house fairly soon.

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Nadya Suleman has magically come up with enough money to pay two months’ worth of the back payments she owes to her landlord, and he has in turn agreed to give her an extension and let her stay in her home.  Amer Haddadin, the man who actually owns the property, had a meeting with Octomom’s lawyers yesterday, and they finally gave up some of the money.  There’s still an additional $450,000 that Suleman owes for a balloon payment she was supposed to make, and a deadline will have to be worked out for when she’ll be able to pay that.  Maybe she can have some more garage sales and earn the money that way.

Not True: Jon Gosselin Dating Octomom Nadya Suleman in New Series

Despite rumors floating around on various tabloid sites, Jon Gosselin is NOT going to hook up with Octomom Nadya Suleman for a new dating reality show. Although we did laughingly suggest it might be a good career move for Jon Gosselin, we didn’t honestly think anyone would really claim such a thing was actually going to happen.

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Apparently though, In Touch Weekly thought spreading the rumor Octomom and Jon Gosselin really were going to get it on for a new reality show would be a hot ratings grab. The tabloid reportedly went crazy with an obviously ridiculous (and alleged) quote from former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein, who said Octomom Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin had agreed to sign on for a reality dating show.

“I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together,” Goldstein allegedly told the tabloid. “And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco.”

Just for the record, although Suleman has admitted to a crush on Jon Gosselin, reps for both the Octomom and Gosselin have denied any involvement in a dual reality show featuring the two hooking up. “This is the first I’ve even heard of it,” Gosselin’s manager said. “This isn’t happening.”

To which we have to say, thank god!

>> Previously:  Octomom Nadya Suleman Crush on Jon Gosselin

Octomom Nadya Suleman Crush on Jon Gosselin

Here’s one way Jon Gosselin might hold on to his fame and fortune a bit longer. He can pitch a new reality dating show with Octomom Nadya Suleman!

Turns out Octomom Nadya Suleman – who has 14 kids – has a crush on former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin. “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Suleman told RadarOnline.com. “I think he’s hot!”

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We’re sure someone would be willing to cough up the cash to get those two on the air together. Plus, welfare mom Suleman might actually be a step up from alleged fame-whoring, pot-smoking, party girl Hailey Glassman. We think Jon Gosselin should give it serious consideration.

After all, now that Jon Gosselin has managed to get himself fired from TLC and likely won’t be slumming off his estranged wife Kate Gosselin or his kids for much longer – he’s looking at a fast road to bankruptcy if he doesn’t find a new gig soon. Plus, he’s going to need some serious influx of cash to battle off TLC, now that they have finally decided to sue his ass for screwing them over in the media. 

>> Previously: Jon Gosselin Sued by TLC for Contract Breach

Law & Order to Spoof Kate and Jon Gosselin Drama

Fans of Law & Order know how much the show’s writers love to pull storylines for the series straight from the latest headlines. Well, it looks like Kate and Jon Gosselin are the next targets of the Law & Order ‘treatment’ twist.

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A new Law & Order episode will be skimming from the fodder of recent tabloid headlines about the Gosselins and Octomom Nadya Suleman to thrill and titillate viewers. The infamous Jon & Kate Plus 8 stars Jon and Kate Gosselin will be spoofed in the episode “Reality Bites,” airing Oct 16. The episode will feature Jim Gaffigan as Larry Johnson, a single dad forced to raise 10 kids by himself after his wife is brutally murdered.

The problem is, the “dad” apparently wanted to sign up his kids to star on a TV reality show, but the “mom” didn’t want to do it. After the wife is murdered, dad signs up the kiddies for Larry Plus 10 – a show all about his terrible struggles as a newly single father with 10 kids.

The episode will also feature a Nadya Suleman lookalike with 10 kids who wanted the reality show contract, but lost it to Johnson.

We can’t wait. A television drama exploiting the reality TV exploitation of children by their parents. Too priceless.

>> Previously: Jon Gosselin Empties Joint Account with Kate of $230,000

Morning Snark – Octomom Nadya Suleman, Mischa Barton, The Bachelorette, Joe Jonas, Megan Fox and More

Nadya Suleman, better known as the Octomom, has the green light to financially exploit her 14 children in a new reality show. On Monday, a California judge approved the $250,000 deal on the condition a financial guardian is appointed to keep an eye on the kids’ earnings and ensure no labor laws are violated. Because forcing 14 children to have their private lives invaded for their mom’s profit is certainly violation enough.

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Joe Jonas and actress girlfriend Camilla Belle have officially broken up, a rep for Belle told Access Hollywood. No cheating or other nastiness was supposedly involved and the two reportedly remain on good terms. We’re pretty sure Joe won’t have to be lonely for long. After all, the Jonas Brothers are currently on tour – there are sure to be plenty of screaming groupies to go around for all.

Troubled actress Mischa Barton is ready to go back to work after spending some time in the hospital for an ‘undisclosed’ condition.  Barton will reportedly return to work at her new gig on the TV series The Beautiful Life on Friday. Hopefully Barton will be spending a lot of time in the makeup chair covering up how totally wasted she looks with her ‘undisclosed’ condition. Then again, she is playing a drug-addicted model on the show, so maybe they should just let her go au natural.

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In a hilarious and somewhat scary moment of fan insanity at Comic-Con this week, a crazed Megan Fox devotee attempted to persuade the Hollywood hottie to star in his own private sex tape. Fox was promoting her upcoming film Jonah Hex when the freakish fan gushed that he had just graduated film school and would she like to help him out by starring in a celebrity sex tape? Unsurprisingly, the fan was quickly seized and booted out of Comic-Con on his ass by security. Honestly, if Fox was going to do a celebrity sex tape, we’re thinking she has a lot better choices for co-stars than a Comic-Con geek fan boy.

It might just be love for The Bachelorette star Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski. Harris accepted a marriage proposal from technology consultant Swiderski on the finale of The Bachelorette on Monday. Are Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski still together? Fans will have to wait until Tuesday night’s The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose special to hopefully find out if the couple stuck it out.

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And for a last few tidbits…

23-year-old Daniel Bark has been charged with vehicular homicide in the hit-and-run death of former American Idol contestant Alexis Cohen.

Hulk Hogan is now a free man. Hogan and former wife Linda Bollea finally hashed out the last details of their divorce settlement. Details are not being released to the public.

Charlie’s Angels star Farrah Fawcett left druggie son Redmond a three million inheritance on her death. But the funds will be strictly controlled through a monthly allowance in hopes Redmond will actually take the chance to clean up his life once he eventually gets out of jail.

Octomom Nadya Suleman Signs Deal for New Television Reality Show

Octomom Nadya Suleman has finally taken the plunge and inked a deal to star in a new reality television show to star her and her 14 children. Since the Octomom first started selling out her children to the media, it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that eventually she would end up exploiting them in a TV series.

Octomom Nadia Suleman on the "Today Show"
Octomom Nadia Suleman on the "Today Show"

According to court documents filed in Los Angeles on Friday, each of Suleman’s 14 children will earn $250 a day to star in the new reality show set to begin taping in September. The show will be produced by Eyeworks, the company behind The Biggest Loser and Breaking Bonaduce. Octomom’s kids will be subjected to approximately 36 days of shooting during the first year and receive around $125,000 for having their private lives splashed across national television. Fifteen percent of the children’s earnings will go into a trust they can access when they turn 18, as required by California law. Which means mom Nadya Suleman will at least only be able to piss away 85 percent of the money she earns by depriving her kids of a real childhood.

Back in April, Nadya Suleman’s lawyer told UsMagazine.com that the Octomom was interested in taping a “not so intrusive” television series to “make a little income for herself.” Considering that Suleman has spent most of her life popping out babies in some obsessive narcissistic need to populate the world with her questionable genetics, it’s not like she has much else in the way of marketable skills.

Way back before the in vitro fertilization baby horde began, Suleman worked as a psychiatric technician, though most of her time was spent filing worker’s compensation claims against the hospital – for a whopping total of about $167,000 in benefits. She did manage to acquire a Bachelor of Science in 2006, but dropped out of a master’s degree program in 2008. Suleman also worked as a stripper in the past, though she prefers to avoid that particular discussion topic. In short, Suleman has basically succeeded never having a real job for the vast majority of her life.

Once Suleman squirted out 8 kids in one go, however, she had a great new excuse not to have to work for a living. Fame. Suleman has spent most of her time since the birth of her octuplets trying to figure out the best ways she can cash in on her dubious celebrity status in an effort to continue avoiding becoming a responsible, hard-working adult. Suleman, of course, claims she is “not capitalizing” on her kids. “I’m using every resource I can secure to provide for my children,” the Octomom told UsMagazine.com. “What else am I gonna’ do?”

We have a suggestion, Nadya. Let your children grow up in the peace and anonymity any child should have the right to enjoy and get a real f*cking job.