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Natalie Portman’s a pretty brainy girl, so maybe she and Rashida Jones DO have the best solution to the current economic crisis. Snarkista’s willing to give it a try…for the sake of our country.

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Natalie Portman stars in this, her boyfriend Devendra Banhart’s new music video, for his song Carmensita! It’s a campy take on Bollywood with nutty subtitles, and Devendra MUST save Natalie! CRAZY!!!