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Miley Cyrus Loses Sleep Over Skanky Pics

Snarkista — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:32:38 +0000

Although Trainreq (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that Miley Cyrus took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She’s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they’ll pop on the net anytime.

A source told the Enquirer that she used her hacked e-mail account on a daily basis to send pics and letters to Nick Jonas and to her friends. Brainiac! What’s more, Miley used several email accounts to spread herself around, and she’s not sure which ones got hacked!

The bottom line is, there are more scandalous pictures that may have been accessed. Miley’s losing sleep worrying about them. Let this be a lesson to all of you self-pic takers…don’t email or post anything that you’re not prepared to have the world see. The internet is FOREVER.

>> Latest: Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter Account for Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth

FBI Keeping Mum About Miley’s Tennessee Hacker

Snarkista — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:08:52 +0000

As you all know, Miley Cyrus’ email was hacked earlier this year by a guy who called himself Trainreq. His real name is Josh Holly, and he lives in Murfreesboro, Tennessee…about 30 miles from Nashville. Snarkista had been following his posts in a forum on digitalgangster.com ; and in the beginning…none of his fellow hackers believed his claims of having compromising images of Miley. Well, he DID, and he released some of them- all taken by Miley herself. They were supposedly ment for(and probably sent to) Nick Jonas. Needless to say, Snarkista broke the story quickly. The hack job was an easy one, according to Josh- Miley used all of the same passwords for her email, Myspace, etc. Josh gave a detailed interview to Wired, where he detailed just how he hacked Miley. You all with Myspace accounts should give it a read, and learn how lame Myspace security is. Brainiac Josh had been bugging Wired to do an interview on him.

At first, he tried to sell the pics to celebrity websites like TMZ. They all turned him down, because of the illegal way he got the shots. So, he posted them on digitalgangster.com…and later did a video interview about the hack. Josh is only 19, and like a lot of boys his age…couldn’t resist BRAGGING about his hack that received international attention. He said he’d never get caught. Just hours before the FBI arrived at his doorstep, Josh posted a message online bragging that even though he was a known hacker, federal agents would never find him. SUCKER!!

According to Josh, the FBI busted up into his apartment yesterday with a search warrant, and seized 3 computers and his cell phone amongst other things. The Feds are staying quiet about the bust, and refused comment to the Murfreesboro Post. FBI spokesman, Agent C.M. Sturgis, said he could not confirm or deny an active, ongoing investigation of Holly. Murfreesboro Police referred calls to the FBI.

Josh made some other claims to Wired, including one that he’d scammed $50,000 by exploiting an advertising scheme on MySpace accounts, but he didn’t want the details published to avoid giving other hackers ideas. Wired was unable to confirm the authenticity of his claim at the time they published yesterday. Josh is begging for some hard time. Maybe he should have a chat with Hulk Hogan’s son Nick!

Dumbass was repeatedly warned by his buds at Digital Gangster to STFU about the hack, and that he was gonna get busted. We’ve known he lived in Murfreesboro for months, and it’s not a real big place. Surprise, surprise, Josh says he’s scared now. Doh! We haven’t heard the last of him, and he’ll probably get a LOT more fame than he bargained for.

Wax Jonas Brothers Can’t Run; Tweens Go Crazy

Snarkista — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:21:21 +0000

The Jonas Brothers unveiled their wax counterparts at Madame Toussads’ museum in Washington, DC this weekend. Some die-hard fans waited 2 DAYS AND NIGHTS to be among the first to see the immobile cuties. Wax can’t run, so THESE JoBros will likely become a shrine for tweens everywhere. You can see from the pics how the Waxbros faked out some of the crazed girls…who seem to be quite happy with the next best thing! They got to touch them!! OMG!!!

Madame Toussads’ was originally only going to allow 50 of the weeping fans in, but changed the number to 100 after seeing the crowd, and fearing for their lives. The museum spent countless hours consulting with the Jonas Brothers, taking pics and measurements, so the WaxBros could serve as the ultimate decoy for less discerning tweens. The WaxBros are even wearing the ACTUAL CLOTHES the Jonas Brothers wore on the cover of their new album “A Little Bit Longer”.

The museum needs to guard the WaxBros 24/7, or they’re gonna be the NudeBros. Crazed tweens are plotting as we speak to snatch those clothes, and hide them in their beds forever. Also, Miley Cyrus may try to kidnap the Nick Jonas WaxBro to show those haters she IS still dating Nick. The Jonas Brothers should consider working a deal to borrow the WaxBros from time-to-time ‘cuz WaxBros won’t lose their hearing when the tweens crank up the earth-shaking screams. Just a tip!

Breaking: Interview W/ Miley Cyrus’ Hacker & He’s Got MORE!

Snarkista — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:18:34 +0000

UPDATE: 8/31/08…Miley’s hacker says he’s too scared to release more pix because Miley was 15! Okay, so pretty much everyone knows that Miley Cyrus got hacked, and the racy pics have been dribbling out over the past few weeks. Snarkista heard that Trainreq, the hacker, lives in Murfreesboro, TN. about 30 miles from Nashville. He’s the real deal. Miley’s PHONE didn’t get hacked, like the press has been saying. Dude hacked her email. He’s got more Miley, and is gonna keep leaking the pics like the bikini and underwear pics here, (and possibly emails) out. Here’s a breaking story, the video interview with the hacker who HOPEFULLY has taught Miley a lesson. But probably didn’t.

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Ass

Snarkista — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:10:38 +0000

Miley, Miley, Miley. Another shot leaked from your effin’ phone. Or from some other gadget you have. Such a flattering pose, too! Nick Jonas will come running back now- SCREW SELENA GOMEZ!!

Seriously girl, people are stepping on each other to get a hold of this shizz. Snarkista thinks you have an addiction. PLEASE Call PicsAnon immediately. Do not bring your phone to the meetings.
Exasperatedly,

Snarkista

>> Next Up: Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter Account for Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth

When It All Started Downhill For Miley Cyrus And Nick Jonas

Snarkista — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:45:13 +0000

This is all soooo junior high ….so you may need a MAP. Snarkista gets a laugh out of Miley Cyrus attempting to make fun of her NOW ex’s new (and prettier) girlfriend. You know Miley has that new Rolling Stone cover of the Jonas brothers plastered EVERYWHERE. Not that she’s a stalker like Aniston. Apparently, Miley’s just apologized for this video, but Snarkista’s not sure she’s sincere!

Disney girl Selena Gomez (“The Next Miley Cyrus”) made a YouTube video awhile back with her equally cute best friend and fellow Disney star Demi Lovato (possibly another “The Next Miley Cyrus”). Miley used to date Nick Jonas, who is NOW dating Selena, and Miley’s not a big fan.

Miley struck back the way she does everything offstage…on camera. Miley’s annoying friend Mandy’s in the clip too. Notice how instinctively Miley pulls her shirt to show the camera! The video is mindless, and only important for one reason. Miley, this kinda shizz is why Nick, the nice boy, bolted.

Girls, Snarkista’s gonna give you a BIG rule to follow. No matter how many of your friends send skanky pics to their boyfriends, DO NOT DO IT if your boyfriend is (hopefully) a NICE BOY. NICE BOYS will run away. If you want a prince, you must behave like a princess. (Not the diva kind, or the My Super Sweet Sixteen kind). This is a timeless rule, and no matter how much your friends say it’s stupid, hide and watch and you”ll see Snarkista is RIGHT.

And Miley? Lay off the Ritalin (or Adderall)! You really need to stop being the loudest girl in the room, another MAJOR rule violation. Here’s Miley and Mandy’s video making fun of Demi and Selena’s video. OMG! She’s SUCH a BITCH!!

The Cover Of The Rolling Stone: Jonas Brothers Edition

Snarkista — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:11:22 +0000

Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas have just done what every singer, musician and band wants to do. Be on the cover of the Rolling Stone. It’s a milestone in a successful career, one that a minuscule number of artists ever achieve. And they are all under 21. What do they want the world to know? That they’re a real band. Disney’s been great to them, but they want to be seen for the musicians they are. A tween’s dream, they are truly a drug for a young girl’s brain. Sayeth the Stone:

Big Rob escorts Nick, Kevin and Joe to their places. Suddenly, the lights go dark, triggering a roar in the 20,000-seat Cricket Wireless Pavilion that can only be described as primal. And it is, in a way. The neuropsychiatrist Dr. Louann Brizendine, author of the bestseller The Female Brain, says the release of dopamine in a screaming teenage girl’s brain upon seeing her pop idols is like “injecting heroin.” Being with other screaming girls, she says, only makes the effect wilder.

“There’s a thing in biology we call synchrony,” Brizendine says. “Basically, one girl affects another affects another, and it becomes a domino effect building up to that level of hysteria. They are getting all these brain hits of dopamine, and also oxytocin, which is a love-and-bonding hormone. Teenage girls have so much estrogen, which just catapults the level of dopamine and oxytocin in the brain, creating this sort of ecstatic rush in themselves and others. It truly is a state of ecstatic love.”

It’s nearing 8:00 on a sweltering night in Phoenix, and as the temperature mercifully dips below 100 degrees, a trillion swelling hormones have collected at the Cricket Wireless Pavilion to experience the Jonas Brothers. Among the undersize pilgrims in attendance are Jordan and Jackie, a pair of blond preteens from nearby Scottsdale. Moments ago, they met the Jonas Brothers in person at a “meet and greet” photo op, and now they stand red-cheeked, quivering and sobbing uncontrollably, as if they’ve been told that Disneyland just burned down, with the world’s supply of kittens and baby pandas trapped inside.

“Omigodomigodomigod,” Jordan says, holding her arms aloft and shaking her palms in the air.

“I got tingles in my body all over the place, because I. Just. Met. Nick. Jonas,” Jackie says.

“I’ve wanted to meet them for, like, my whole entire life,” Jordan says.

How old are you?

“Ten.”

It’s like this everywhere.

The interview is great, and you can read the online version here at Rollingstone.com
The issue hits the stands July 25th.

Jonas Brothers To Headline 2008 VMA Awards

Snarkista — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:54:02 +0000

Dangit, I hear the sound of squealing from the girls down the street! Why? MTV’s VMA Awards are gonna be a tween dream because the Jonas Brothers will be headlining the event! The confirmation of the news was revealed by the band themselves, during their performance at FNMTV last night. In their press release, the Bros expressed their excitement of being chosen to perform at the annual event saying

This is an awesome opportunity! We have grown up watching all the amazing and iconic performances on the VMAs. It is an honor to be a part of something so incredible.

The Awards will air live, September 7th at 9 p.m. FNMTV host Pete Wentz also announced that for the first time in the VMA’s history, fans will select nominees and the vote for the winners in eight categories. The first two categories open to votes are best male video and best female video. Fans will select nominees for six remaining categories in the coming weeks, including video of the year, pop video, best hip-hop video, best rock video, best new artist and best dancing in a video. Click here to vote!

In the meantime, the Brothers are busy preparing the release of their new album “A Little Bit Longer”, which is scheduled drop on August 12. The band released their second single from the album – “Pushing Me Away” on July 15 via iTunes music store. Here’s the song for ya- wonder if it’s a secret message to Miley Cyrus?

No doubt Miley WILL be around in some form or fashion stalking Nick Jonas. Nick, if you’re listening, stay AWAY from the i-phone. Miley doesn’t know how to push DELETE, and there’s no telling WHAT will make it’s way onto the net next!

British Moms Are Pissed At Miley Cyrus

Snarkista — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:08:26 +0000

Tween queen Miley Cyrus has had her share of scandals, from racy pics to naughty candy. Some people just say “leave Miley alone” ‘cuz she’s just a victim! Others are getting pretty critical, since most of Miley’s racy pics were taken by Miley! Now it seems British mothers have had enough, and are banning her toys and dolls from their homes.

Some angry parents at the Disney store in London told Fox News that their kids still want to buy the dolls and toys, but they feel Miley

“is now of an unsuitable nature for a 15-year-old megastar.”

The moms are OVER Miley’s controversial pictures which keep popping up on the web. We all know the latest set of pictures were published after they were hacked from Miley’s email account. Still, Miley’s racy self-pics for Nick Jonas aren’t setting well with tween moms and dads. Hannah Montana is EVERYWHERE, and has a huge influence on her young fans.

Snarkista told papa Billy Ray that he needed to get that shotgun out, and now he might wanna think about hiding the i-phone! Miley’s already wanting to do a “Sex and The Sequel”, and she’s 15. When she’s 18 and has control of her millions, it’s gonna be too late to straighten her out. British moms apparently aren’t gonna wait and see.

Miley’s New “7 Things” Video: Take That, Nick Jonas!

Snarkista — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:51:27 +0000

7 Things is basically about getting over a past boyfriend. Rumors are buzzing that it is actually about Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Miley and Nick dated last year, but Nick didn’t want to go public with their relationship.

Even though he wanted to keep it under wraps, Miley reportedly kissed him on stage last year for all the world to see. Nick then put a screeching halt to their relationship, and broke poor Miley’s heart. Ah, we all remember that first big breakup. The album, Breakout, is scheduled to drop on July 22. Good thing there’s no naughty candy in the video! Here’s Miley as Avril Lavigne.