Nicolas Cage Sex Photos Stolen: We Hope They Were Burned

We have an odd love for the actor but we really kind of hope the Nicolas Cage sex photos that were stolen recently ended up in a fire. There are just some things we don’t want to accidentally see when we are trolling the web! Can you imagine seeing this face while he’s getting busy with his lady? We’re kind of terrified of the thought.

Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona: Source - 20th Century Fox
Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona: Source – 20th Century Fox

According to TMZ.com, the stolen Nicolas Cage photos showed the actor in intimate (cough) embrace with actress Christina Fulton, the mother of his rock musician son Weston. Cage is now married to his third wife, former waitress Alice Kim, the mother of his youngest son, Kal-El. The actor and his ex are not on the friendliest terms after she sued him for $13 million after he ordered her to vacate the house she was living in after they split. We’re sure this new debacle has not improved their relationship.

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