Douchess Heidi Montag shot a video for her heinous new song “Overdosin’”. Heidi decided to play an 80′s aerobic instructor! The shoot obviously took place in an apartment clubhouse with some z-list 80′s porn guys, like Mr. Goldlegs there. This shizz looks like velveeta with cheese on top! Sadly, whoever was in charge of wardrobe [...]

Why, Snarkista, you ask, do you tell us about Heidi Montag’s songs? Because, my children, they are just such effin’ trainwrecks that Snarkista can’t turn away. Guilty as charged. Please don’t make anything Heidi-related part of my punishment. Heidibot never sounded more like a broken synthesizer than she does here. Which is saying A LOT. [...]