Snark Food » Overdosin http://snarkfood.com Daily Gossip to feed your inner snark... Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:45:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Heidi Montag: Maxipad Aerobics http://snarkfood.com/heidi-montag-maxipad-aerobics/3795/ http://snarkfood.com/heidi-montag-maxipad-aerobics/3795/#comments Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:53:07 +0000 Snarkista http://snarkfood.com/?p=795 Douchess Heidi Montag shot a video for her heinous new song “Overdosin’”. Heidi decided to play an 80′s aerobic instructor! The shoot obviously took place in an apartment clubhouse with some z-list 80′s porn guys, like Mr. Goldlegs there. This shizz looks like velveeta with cheese on top!

Sadly, whoever was in charge of wardrobe forgot to tell Heidi not to wear a MAXIPAD with her leotard. They also made Heidi wear dirty socks. The video premieres tomorrow on Heidi’s website…if you think you can handle the “song” COMBINED with “Let’s Get Physical” flashbacks. And maxipads. Don’t decide until you try listening to the “song” by itself, ‘cuz it’s craptastic! Fair warning!
UPDATE: Double Warning On The Video!! Oh, my, lord. Forget waterboarding, send this shit straight to Gitmo. Snarkista is now physically nauseous because of the synthesizer stuck in her head. Damn you, Heidi!

]]> http://snarkfood.com/heidi-montag-maxipad-aerobics/3795/feed/ 1 Heidi Montag’s Latest Ear-Bleeder: “Overdosin’ ” http://snarkfood.com/heidi-montags-latest-ear-bleeder-overdosin/3746/ http://snarkfood.com/heidi-montags-latest-ear-bleeder-overdosin/3746/#comments Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:11:12 +0000 Snarkista http://snarkfood.com/?p=746 Why, Snarkista, you ask, do you tell us about Heidi Montag’s songs? Because, my children, they are just such effin’ trainwrecks that Snarkista can’t turn away. Guilty as charged. Please don’t make anything Heidi-related part of my punishment. Heidibot never sounded more like a broken synthesizer than she does here. Which is saying A LOT. Where does one actually BUY a Heidi Montag release anyways? Is she on the i-tunes charts? Do they even go that low? Snarkista doesn’t think anyone’s in danger of “Overdosin’ ” on Heidi, ‘cuz no one could listen that long. Get the duct-tape ready again. When your head explodes you wanna be able to find all the pieces.

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