November 1, 2013

Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes: Miley Cyrus, Matt Lauer and More

The overwhelming celebrity Halloween costume theme this year seems to be dressing up like other celebrities. In particular, it seems like everyone wanted to work their own version of Miley Cyrus’ now infamous MTV Video Music Awards ‘twerking’ outfit. If there is anything we really wanted to see less than Kelly Ripa dressed as Miley […]

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December 28, 2010

Pam Anderson needs to get organized

Pamela Anderson claims that she doesn’t have any money problems, and given that she keeps paying her debts to the federal government without hesitation, that seems to be true, but she needs to hire someone to keep track of what she owes and when it’s due.  Pam had some troubles in 2009 when she had […]

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March 22, 2010

Dancing With the Stars Cast Winners and Losers

Eleven celebrity contestants and their professional dance partners hit the stage for the 10th season of Dancing With the Stars on Monday night. Naturally, we have our own biased opinion on who is going to rock the dance floor and who is going to embarrass themselves thoroughly.

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December 29, 2008

Crimes Against Fashion: Katie Holmes Edition (Again)

Sigh. Oh, Katie Holmes. Snarkista is naming you her winner for “Most Crimes Against Fashion 2008.” No, it won’t help you get a Tony Award. Are you not living in New York, arguably the fashion capital of the world? And is it not WINTER in New York? Even if the city’s experiencing a warm snap, […]

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December 13, 2008

An Open Letter To Pamela Anderson

Dear Pamela Anderson, You are almost 40. Your ladybits are wailing right now, as you are using a glittery leotard as a garrote on them. It is December, and this is your second violation this week. Consider looking into pants? To wear, just so we’re clear. With concern for the global Monistat supply, Snarkista

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December 9, 2008

Fuggers In Hollywood Snap Up Lindsay Lohan’s Heinous Leggings

Further confirmation that most of Hollywood has absolutely NO taste (see Pamela Anderson in her tiger panties), Lindsay Lohan’s horrid line of leggings is actually being purchased by lemmings in Tinseltown. Signs of the Apocalypse! The top seller? Lindsay’s leggings with kneepads. Snarkista will not expound on the envisioned uses for these, but they look […]

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December 8, 2008

Pam Anderson And Paris Hilton Schlep It To The Gallery

Pamela Anderson: Heyyyyy Paris! Paris Hilton: (Ahem) Hey Pam! Fancy seeing you here at The Art Basel Miami- it’s IMPORTANT, ya know.. Pam: Yeah, I love art! I brought my Andy Warhol purse and Fred Durst. No hard feelings, K? Paris: Oh, none! Fred’s soooo in my past, I’m moving on with playing Tinkerbell for […]

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