October 28, 2008

Paris For President: This Is Why They Hate Us

Paris Hilton’s latest attempt to be relevant by sticking her size 12 feet into the election, is probably playing 24/7 in Al Queda training camps. Paris really thinks Kyoto is on the sushi menu. Thanks, Wonky!

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October 21, 2008

Paris Hilton Still Wants Your Fake Vote For President

Here’s Wonky McValtrex looking like a tranny clown in her second “Paris For President” video. Bish, plz. You’ll get my fake vote when you step off this train for good. The first one was novel. This one is slightly entertaining, but not for the reasons you think. Voters can smell desperation, you know. And isn’t […]

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August 6, 2008

Paris Strikes Back- Hilton For President Video Ad

No, this isn’t Paris Hilton Week. But Wonky’s pissed about John McCain using her picture for .3 seconds in his ad that quickly went viral. Mama Wonky is even more pissed because she gave some of that hotel money to McCain! In case you haven’t already seen Paris Hilton’s response from Funny or Die, here […]

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