Paris Hilton’s latest attempt to be relevant by sticking her size 12 feet into the election, is probably playing 24/7 in Al Queda training camps. Paris really thinks Kyoto is on the sushi menu. Thanks, Wonky!

Here’s Wonky McValtrex looking like a tranny clown in her second “Paris For President” video. Bish, plz. You’ll get my fake vote when you step off this train for good. The first one was novel. This one is slightly entertaining, but not for the reasons you think. Voters can smell [...]

No, this isn’t Paris Hilton Week. But Wonky’s pissed about John McCain using her picture for .3 seconds in his ad that quickly went viral. Mama Wonky is even more pissed because she gave some of that hotel money to McCain! In case you haven’t already seen Paris Hilton’s response from Funny or Die, here [...]