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Paris For President: This Is Why They Hate Us

Snarkista — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:43:03 +0000

Paris Hilton’s latest attempt to be relevant by sticking her size 12 feet into the election, is probably playing 24/7 in Al Queda training camps. Paris really thinks Kyoto is on the sushi menu. Thanks, Wonky!

Paris Hilton Still Wants Your Fake Vote For President

Snarkista — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:35:07 +0000

Here’s Wonky McValtrex looking like a tranny clown in her second “Paris For President” video. Bish, plz. You’ll get my fake vote when you step off this train for good. The first one was novel. This one is slightly entertaining, but not for the reasons you think. Voters can smell desperation, you know. And isn’t that the name of your new perfume?

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Paris Strikes Back- Hilton For President Video Ad

Snarkista — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:55:58 +0000

No, this isn’t Paris Hilton Week. But Wonky’s pissed about John McCain using her picture for .3 seconds in his ad that quickly went viral. Mama Wonky is even more pissed because she gave some of that hotel money to McCain! In case you haven’t already seen Paris Hilton’s response from Funny or Die, here it is. Snarkista thinks the funniest part is Wonky trying to read the prompter fast when she gets to her policy points. Big words are HARD!

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die