Paris Hilton got all futured-up in an attempt to look relevant like Lady Ga-Ga. Lady G is the QUEEN of the spacy, and has loads of actual talent! Sorry, P. Hilt- You’re just a pretender to the throne. Please don’t sing to try and change my mind.

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in a big old brawl in Miami early this morning! Just like mama said…”nothing good happens after 3 am, so you better be in before then.” Of course, none of mama’s rules have EVER been heeded by La Hilton.
Radar Online got the scoop on the [...]

Paris Hilton decided it would be a good idea to rap for a clearly baked Snoop Dogg. Er, maybe she should stick to pop. In Antarctica.

Paris Hilton hid out in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night, after agency bigwig Kevin Huvane caught her slipping into his exclusive par-tay uninvited. Wonky’s giant shoes probably stuck out under the stall door!
Kevin was NOT happy about the party-crashing. After all, the appearance of Paris and other [...]

Prince William’s longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton, turns 27 today, and the media is abuzz with speculation that the prince might use the occasion to finally pop the big question. British tabs are waiting with bated breath for an engagement announcement, and have dubbed Middleton as “Waitie Katie.” The prince will be hard-pressed to [...]

Pamela Anderson: Heyyyyy Paris!
Paris Hilton: (Ahem) Hey Pam! Fancy seeing you here at The Art Basel Miami- it’s IMPORTANT, ya know..
Pam: Yeah, I love art! I brought my Andy Warhol purse and Fred Durst. No hard feelings, K?
Paris: Oh, none! Fred’s soooo in my past, I’m moving on with [...]

Paris Hilton’s rep has confirmed that Paris and her boyfriend of 9 months, Benji Madden, are SPLITSVILLE! “Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, told US magazine. Yeah, this explains a lot about why Paris was [...]

Paris Hilton may have that fug wonk eye, but the chick is not blind. Proof? This weekend La Hilton was in Miami at the Fountainbleau hotel where she hung out with hunky ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros. They hit up club Mokai on Saturday night, and Paris’ boyfriend Benji “Pudge” Madden was NOT around. [...]

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are rumored to be in talks to star in a sitcom together. And you thought there was nothing to watch on TV! HBO wants to sign them for a show where they will basically play themselves. The trio were big buds a few years ago, [...]

Paris Hilton’s latest attempt to be relevant by sticking her size 12 feet into the election, is probably playing 24/7 in Al Queda training camps. Paris really thinks Kyoto is on the sushi menu. Thanks, Wonky!