The overwhelming celebrity Halloween costume theme this year seems to be dressing up like other celebrities. In particular, it seems like everyone wanted to work their own version of Miley Cyrus’ now infamous MTV Video Music Awards ‘twerking’ outfit. If there is anything we really wanted to see less than Kelly Ripa dressed as Miley Cyrus, though, it was Miley Cyrus dressed as Lil Kim.
The worst dressed vote for celebrity Halloween costumers this year, however, goes to Matt Lauer made up as Pamela Anderson from Baywatch. We will never be able to unsee that image. Seriously, we are feeling the need for some eyeball bleach after seeing Matt Lauer with boobs.
It seems that at least one Hollywood promoter thinks that there’s a lot of potential revenue to be had from a fight between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and he’s so confident in the ability of such a fight to draw a crowd that he’s offered each girl half a million dollars to do it.
Damon Feldman has agreed to donate the proceeds of the event to an anti-drug and alcohol charity, which might appeal to Lindsay’s new sober sensibilities, and all the girls have to do is agree to fight three one-minute rounds. Â No word on whether it would be “actual boxing” kind of fighting or “high heels and hair pulling” kind of fighting, but I think one of those styles would result in a significantly larger audience than the other.
Paris Hilton seriously needs to look into hiring some new security people. Â The guard at her front gate let his attention lapse, and a male fan on a bicycle managed to sneak pass and gain access to the property. Â The man, named James Rainford got as far as the front door, but when he rang the bell, some other security men apprehended him. Â Apparently he struggled to get free, but failed, and LAPD soon arrived to take the man away for questioning. Â This is the second time Paris has had to deal with crazies in the past couple of months – back in August another loopy fan showed up at her door with a bunch of knives. Â Something tells me that gate guard is up for a performance review soon.
Two nights ago Cy Waits, better known as Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend, was involved in a hit-and-run in which a photographer got knocked to the ground. Â Waits claims that the reason he left the scene was because he hadn’t been aware that anyone was hurt, and he returned to the scene to speak to police officers, after having been notified by text that someone had been injured. Â In a bizarre twist, the photographer herself has admitted partial blame, saying that she had no business being in the middle of the street. Â In addition, some witnesses have said that the camera flashes may have interfered with Waits’ ability to steer the car.
After Lindsay Lohan‘s revelation that she will be appearing in court later this week to face up to the consequences of her failed drug test (most likely jail time), Paris Hilton managed to weasel out of similar trouble by flat-out admitting to what she’d done. Â Hilton pleaded guilty yesterday to a charge of cocaine possession, and also admitted that she’d lied to police about having the drug. Â As a result of owning up, she has managed to avoid going to jail, and instead has been sentenced to one year of probation, 200 hours of community service, a $2,000 fine, and a rehab program. Â The probation is no biggie as long as she keeps her, uh, nose clean. Â The fine is less than she tips the waitress, so I suspect that’s already paid. Â the rehab program is probably going to be weekly meetings of some sort, and hopefully those wont be too difficult to keep up with. Â But the community serviceâ€¦ I’m imagining miss princess picking up trash on the side of the road, and I’ll admit to my cold, black heart jumping with joy at the thought. Â We’ll see what the judge orders.
So this admission is probably not a shocking revelation to anyone, but the fact that a government-run detention center is actually admitting to treating Paris Hilton differently from the rest of the inmates is kind of surprising. When Paris was booked into a Las Vegas jail for possession of cocaine, she was rushed through the whole process so she could get in and out more quickly.
According to the jail, Hilton’s three-hour stay at the Center was anywhere from five to 21 hours shorter than that of someone else booked for the same offense. In jail time, that’s like an eternity!
The police officer who runs the Center says it was all on the up-and-up though: Â “When you bring somebody in like that, everybody comes over and tries to look at them. I’d have officers attempting to keep inmates away from her. I’d have disruptions.”
Paris Hilton was arrested on a chage of possession of cocaine in Las Vegas on Friday night. The cocaine reportedly fell out of Hilton’s purse, but the heiress is allegedly claiming the drugs were not hers.
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits were pulled over by police in Las Vegas outside the Wynn Hotel Friday night. Waits, the driver, was arrested for drug-related DUI. Hilton reportedly went for something in her purse during the arrest and while she was digging around, a “bindle of cocaine in a plastic bag came out,” according to police.
Now Hilton is claiming the cocaine is not hers, allegedly swearing she had no idea the drugs were in her purse. According to TMZ.com, Hilton claims a friend recently borrowed the purse and is probably to blame for the cocaine being in it.
Yeah, right Paris. Not only do we not believe you one tiny bit, but that has got to be one of the lamest excuses ever!