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Paris and Lindsay offered $1 million to fight

AlexisJ — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 15:39:15 +0000

It seems that at least one Hollywood promoter thinks that there’s a lot of potential revenue to be had from a fight between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and he’s so confident in the ability of such a fight to draw a crowd that he’s offered each girl half a million dollars to do it.

Damon Feldman has agreed to donate the proceeds of the event to an anti-drug and alcohol charity, which might appeal to Lindsay’s new sober sensibilities, and all the girls have to do is agree to fight three one-minute rounds. No word on whether it would be “actual boxing” kind of fighting or “high heels and hair pulling” kind of fighting, but I think one of those styles would result in a significantly larger audience than the other.

Random creepy fan arrested at Paris Hilton’s house

AlexisJ — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 19:40:03 +0000

Paris Hilton seriously needs to look into hiring some new security people. The guard at her front gate let his attention lapse, and a male fan on a bicycle managed to sneak pass and gain access to the property. The man, named James Rainford got as far as the front door, but when he rang the bell, some other security men apprehended him. Apparently he struggled to get free, but failed, and LAPD soon arrived to take the man away for questioning. This is the second time Paris has had to deal with crazies in the past couple of months – back in August another loopy fan showed up at her door with a bunch of knives. Something tells me that gate guard is up for a performance review soon.

A member of the paparazzi finally takes the blame for something

AlexisJ — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:07:27 +0000

Two nights ago Cy Waits, better known as Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend, was involved in a hit-and-run in which a photographer got knocked to the ground. Waits claims that the reason he left the scene was because he hadn’t been aware that anyone was hurt, and he returned to the scene to speak to police officers, after having been notified by text that someone had been injured. In a bizarre twist, the photographer herself has admitted partial blame, saying that she had no business being in the middle of the street. In addition, some witnesses have said that the camera flashes may have interfered with Waits’ ability to steer the car.

Lindsay Lohan, now Paris Hilton: It’s blonde party girl week in court

AlexisJ — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:45:51 +0000

After Lindsay Lohan‘s revelation that she will be appearing in court later this week to face up to the consequences of her failed drug test (most likely jail time), Paris Hilton managed to weasel out of similar trouble by flat-out admitting to what she’d done. Hilton pleaded guilty yesterday to a charge of cocaine possession, and also admitted that she’d lied to police about having the drug. As a result of owning up, she has managed to avoid going to jail, and instead has been sentenced to one year of probation, 200 hours of community service, a $2,000 fine, and a rehab program. The probation is no biggie as long as she keeps her, uh, nose clean. The fine is less than she tips the waitress, so I suspect that’s already paid. the rehab program is probably going to be weekly meetings of some sort, and hopefully those wont be too difficult to keep up with. But the community service… I’m imagining miss princess picking up trash on the side of the road, and I’ll admit to my cold, black heart jumping with joy at the thought. We’ll see what the judge orders.

Shocking news! Celebs get special treatment in jail!

AlexisJ — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:28:23 +0000

So this admission is probably not a shocking revelation to anyone, but the fact that a government-run detention center is actually admitting to treating Paris Hilton differently from the rest of the inmates is kind of surprising. When Paris was booked into a Las Vegas jail for possession of cocaine, she was rushed through the whole process so she could get in and out more quickly.

According to the jail, Hilton’s three-hour stay at the Center was anywhere from five to 21 hours shorter than that of someone else booked for the same offense. In jail time, that’s like an eternity!

The police officer who runs the Center says it was all on the up-and-up though: ”When you bring somebody in like that, everybody comes over and tries to look at them. I’d have officers attempting to keep inmates away from her. I’d have disruptions.”

Paris Hilton Arrested: Claims Coke in Purse Not Hers

Laura Vess — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:12:47 +0000

Paris Hilton was arrested on a chage of possession of cocaine in Las Vegas on Friday night. The cocaine reportedly fell out of Hilton’s purse, but the heiress is allegedly claiming the drugs were not hers.

Paris Hilton (Photo: © Glenn Francis, www.PacificProDigital.com)

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits were pulled over by police in Las Vegas outside the Wynn Hotel Friday night. Waits, the driver, was arrested for drug-related DUI. Hilton reportedly went for something in her purse during the arrest and while she was digging around, a “bindle of cocaine in a plastic bag came out,” according to police.

Now Hilton is claiming the cocaine is not hers, allegedly swearing she had no idea the drugs were in her purse. According to TMZ.com, Hilton claims a friend recently borrowed the purse and is probably to blame for the cocaine being in it.

Yeah, right Paris. Not only do we not believe you one tiny bit, but that has got to be one of the lamest excuses ever!

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Paris Hilton Is Trying Too Hard

Snarkista — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:27:23 +0000

Paris Hilton got all futured-up in an attempt to look relevant like Lady Ga-Ga. Lady G is the QUEEN of the spacy, and has loads of actual talent! Sorry, P. Hilt- You’re just a pretender to the throne. Please don’t sing to try and change my mind.

Paris Hilton In Smackdown With Bodyguard

Snarkista — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:58:04 +0000

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in a big old brawl in Miami early this morning! Just like mama said…”nothing good happens after 3 am, so you better be in before then.” Of course, none of mama’s rules have EVER been heeded by La Hilton.

Radar Online got the scoop on the smackdown; Paris told them that she and Doug were attacked at the DJ booth at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach.

Paris approached the DJ in the club around 3 am and requested a song by Madonna or Black Eyed Peas, “something she could dance to.” The DJ was spinning techno music, and techno is WAYYYY over P-Hilt’s head.

The DJ’s bodyguard was obviously not a Madonna fan, and pushed Paris in an attempt to make her go away. Doug hopped into the mash, and told the dude not to touch his girlfriend. Dougster says, “I came to Paris’ aid and all hell broke loose!” The bodyguard and Doug then began to brawl. Paris chimed in with: “I can’t believe someone would do this to us, it’s really scary!”

Hotel security intervened, the cops were called, and the fight was broken up. Paris was not injured, but Doug had a bloody lip. Here’s a tip, Doug…hook Paris up to her iPod before you go in the club. That way she can listen to Vadge without pissing off the DJ. Paris can’t tell the difference between the sounds in her head anyways, so she’ll be none the wiser. No need for thanks!

Paris Hilton Raps For Snoop Dogg…Yikes.

Snarkista — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:53:50 +0000

Paris Hilton decided it would be a good idea to rap for a clearly baked Snoop Dogg. Er, maybe she should stick to pop. In Antarctica.

Paris Hilton Kicked Out After Trying To Crash Golden Globes Party

Snarkista — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:30:50 +0000

Paris Hilton hid out in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night, after agency bigwig Kevin Huvane caught her slipping into his exclusive par-tay uninvited. Wonky’s giant shoes probably stuck out under the stall door!

Kevin was NOT happy about the party-crashing. After all, the appearance of Paris and other reality-TV types at Golden Globes parties in recent years devalued them. A-list stars started skipping out after the awards and heading straight for William Morris, CAA and other more exclusive management parties. It seems this year, Wonky was determined to grace the REAL stars with her tacky presence. But…she wasn’t sneaky enough, and Kevin loudly demanded she be removed! Quelle horreure! The New York Daily News reports that:

Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed. He was storming around, yelling “Who let her in? She is NOT invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!”

Paris was so bent on staying that LAPD security and event planners had to wait for the self-entitled idiot to leave the ladies room so they could toss her out. After 15 minutes, she came out looking red-faced and embarrassed. BAWHAHAHAHA!!! Please let SOMEONE have gotten a pic of this. And Paris? Stick to hanging out at the free clinic, hon. Being an STD poster-child is your real calling.