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Wonky was doing a photo shoot in LA the other day and decided she wanted a puppy in the shot. Because she was too lazy to go home and get one of the hundreds of pups she already has, she went into LA’s The Puppy Store and tried to buy a Yorkie. Workers at the [...]

Nicole Richie is reportedly developing a new reality show where she will search for the “new Nicole”. Hmm. What could the requirements for THIS job be? 1) Sidekick for wonky-eyed (ex) slutty friend 2) Drug addict 3) Anorexic 4) Get a DUI 5) Collection of giant sunglasses 6) Fugly boyfriend 7) Lose baby weight in [...]