Peaches and… meat?

In a somewhat snarky moment of her own, Peaches Geldof (model and daughter of Sir Bob Geldof) made some comments on Twitter regarding Lady Gaga‘s recent Vogue Hommes Japan cover image.  In the photo, Gaga is is wearing a meatkini – a bikini made entirely from meat.  Geldof admitted that she thought the meatkini would be fun, though she feared that if she wore one on the beach, birds might peck at it.

After giving the matter some more thought, Geldof later considered the barbecuing possibilities: “if I wore a meatkini in the sun, it would cook on my skin. Meatkini + sun = steak, medium rare. Just pick off and enjoy.”

I think they probably already have websites for that sort of thing.

Kelly Osbourne Gets A Bit Snippy About Posh And Peaches


Kelly Osbourne
has been keeping company with Jennifer Lopez (WTF?), and was seen recently with her at Fashion Week in New York. Apparently Kelly’s a bit jealous of J. Lo’s friendship with Victoria Beckham. Now THAT set of pals makes more sense. No matter, Kelly says that Posh was holding hands with Jennifer, but tells UK’s Heat magazine that:

“I know it’s not my place to say… but I’ve never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life. They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a s***ty bit of toilet paper!”

Victoria ALWAYS looks like she’s holding a s***ty piece of toilet paper! It’s her signature look, for cheezus sake! Snarkista thinks Kelly may have a bit of the green-eyed monster. Kelly also dissed British celebuwreck Peaches Geldof, saying that her recent quickie marriage to musician Max Drummey was just for attention. It sure got some attention from Peaches’ dad Sir Bob Geldof! Grumpy Bob, best known for his Live Aid efforts years ago, was NOT pleased by the sneaky nuptials.

Young Peaches gets plenty of attention from the UK press, as she is often out EXTREMELY hammered, and even O.D.d not long ago. Marrying a tatted-up musician she’d been dating for a very short time was just Peaches’ way of fixing a slow news week. Chill out, Kelly. Jennifer will drop you as soon as you refuse to be her nanny.

Peaches Geldof’s Brush With Death After Overdosing

British Celebutante Peaches Geldof stopped breathing for several minutes and could have died or suffered brain damage after a suspected drug overdose in her flat. Peaches is the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof, rock legend from The Boomtown Rats, and organizer of the Live Aid Charity Concerts. Socialite Peaches is quite the party girl, who hangs with Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Kelly Osborne and others. She was caught on tape in May buying drugs from one of Amy Winehouse’s drug dealers.

The 19-year-old was given mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and chest compressions by a friendl to keep oxygen pumping to her brain. Emergency crews raced to the scene on Sunday afternoon to find the party-loving part-time TV presenter – daughter of Sir Bob Geldof – unconscious. The incident brought back the tragic memory that Peaches’ mother, Paula Yates, died after an overdose in 2000.

Peaches was successfully revived at the flat in trendy Camden, North London. She began crying hysterically but then refused to go to hospital for fear her rock legend dad, organizer of the Live Aid charity concerts, would find out. Too late, Peaches- I imagine your dad has done what he said he would do if you turned to drugs: go ballistic.

A source said:

Peaches could not breathe for several minutes after suffering a respiratory arrest. Her friend had to give chest pumps and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. If she had not received this she could have died or she could have suffered brain damage. Peaches had gone into respiratory arrest, in which a patient’s breathing stops but the heart doesn’t. It was extremely serious and there is no doubt her friend saved her life.

Another friend told The Sun: “No one could believe this has happened to Sir Bob Geldof’s daughter, particularly considering what happened to her mother.”

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