Cocaine-lovin’ British supermodel Kate Moss is preggers with her second child, according to the UK’s News Of The World. The babe is reportedly due at the end of August, and Kate, 35, is expected to formally announce the pregnancy soon…ending weeks of speculation.
She already broke the news to close pals, who were sworn to secrecy. THAT worked out well. Sounds like somebody got a check from NOTW!
Kate and rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince of Kills are, of course, “thrilled.” And probably that TIRED celeb baby-news phrase “over the moon.” Kate already has a six-year-old daughter Lila Grace from her relationship with magazine publisher Jefferson Hack. (Priceless last name, dude.)
File this under WTF??? Sting’s 17 year old daughter Coco Sumner has developed a friendship with idiot crackhead Pete Doherty, 29. Pete’s the male version of Amy Winehouse, (also her pal) and is coker/model Kate Moss’ ex. The UK Daily Mail says Coco and Pete’s “friendship” began after they met at a Soho jazz bar in London, and Pete has been helping her “develop her songwriting and guitar skills”. Uh, the only skill that Pete has in abundance is the ability to skirt doing time for drug charges. Like, more times than Snarkista can count. Besides, doesn’t Sting have a few musical skills himself?
Coco and Pete were together at the Glastonbury festival, where Pete played a solo set. An onlooker said:
I was standing next to Coco’s tent after Pete had played his set, and one of her friends went to check on her. She unzipped the door, and Pete was lying outstretched in her tent. He looked very comfortable and was smoking something – the tent was full of smoke but it was impossible to tell what it was. He seemed pretty out of it, though. Coco’s father isn’t too happy about her hanging around Pete because of his reputation, and hit the roof when he heard he had stayed in her tent. Coco has definitely inherited her dad’s vocal skills and Pete has been raving about her talent. It’s pretty clear he has the hots for her too, which will only worry her dad more.
Hello? Anybody home? Snarkista guarantees whatever Pete was smoking was NOT legal. Sting and Mama Trudy better lock their baby up quick, and take a hard look at the trainwreck that is Amy Winehouse. Ring daddy Mitch up and ask him what HE thinks. Anyone who would let their little girl hang out with Pete needs to have a LOUD wakeup call! Sting always seemed more sensible than that. I guess you never know with celeb parents. Here’s hoping we don’t hear about Coco running through London hammered, in filthy ballet slippers, with a toxic rat’s nest on her head.
Amy Winehouse’s poor dad Mitch is telling the press that Amy has emphysema and could be relegated to a wheelchair within a month if she doesnâ€™t quit drugs. Mitch says doctors have warned Amy, who was hospitalized last week, that she may be forced to wear an oxygen mask PERMANENTLY to survive if she doesnâ€™t follow medical advice. Mitch says:
To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it.But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.â€™
Wino collapsed at her London home last week and was taken for tests at a London hospital by her dad.
She’s in such bad shape that it’s doubtful she’ll be able to make scheduled appearances at the Nelson Mandela birthday concert in Hyde Park this Friday, or the famed Glastonbury festival the following day.
Mitch is begging her drug dealers and addict friends such as crackhead rocker Pete Doherty to stay away from her.
I’m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.
Amy’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, currently awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to GBH and conspiring to pervert justice, has sworn he’ll come off drugs. Dude is in prison! We all know there is a contraband problem there, as Blaaaake has scored LOTS of drugs by selling autographed pics of Amy. He’s apparently been calling Amy every day “to help her stay strong”. I don’t think Blake’s helping the problem, as documented by the shocking video released a few weeks ago. If I were Mitch I’d move Amy somewhere far away from her buds in London. If she stays there, it’s very possible she won’t be around a year from now.
Here’s Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty cracked up inside a neon tube playing house with newborn mice. Those babies are SO glad their eyes aren’t open yet! “Put the shield up quick, mates! Something’s trying to burn through!” Amy thinks they have superpowers and can save her marriage. Pete’s nasty fingernails only add to the feel of fear for the babes; I don’t really want to think of where they may be right now.
DANG this clip makes me nervous! I’m afraid Pete or Amy will absentmindedly eat one of the tiny little guys. PETA needs to get up on Amy’s weave and BAN her from coming anywhere near animals! Tina Turner is so upset she’s BEGGING Amy to get help! Good luck with that, Tina. Bless your heart. Y’all be glad this clip’s not in Smellavision.