Chelsea Handler Sex Tape a Joke She Says

Yes, the Chelsea Handler sex tape video is indeed real, but the comedienne says it was made as a joke years ago. The sex tape video was brought to light in a report by and features Chelsea Handler getting naked and participating in some rather explicit acts on film.

Chelsea Handler (E! News)
Chelsea Handler (E! News)

On Wednesday night, Chelsea Handler admitted the tape was real but said it was no big deal. Handler says she made the alleged sex tape as a joke when she was doing auditions years ago. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian,” Handler said on Chelsea Lately last night. “It was made as a joke… I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for f***ing years!”

The Chelsea Handler sex tape video opens with the Chelsea Lately star wearing a work uniform and doing a stand-up comedy routine. Then the video suddenly cuts to Handler – in all her naked glory – getting it on with a male friend. The tape then cuts back to Handler doing her comedy routine. Handler’s rep told Radar Online the video is “an old tape that was done for a stand-up comedy bit.”

We think making a stand-up comedy tape spliced up with bits of X-rated porn is kind of a weird joke. We’re not quite sure we get the punch line on this one. Though we could possibly see how it might land you some work… or at least get you as far as the casting couch…

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Tiger Woods Sex Rehab Photos Surface Online

New photos allegedly showing golf legend Tiger Woods at a sex rehab clinic have appeared online. Woods is rumored to be undergoing treatment for sexual addiction at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services facility in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, Special to American Forces Press Service, U.S. Army)
Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, Special to American Forces Press Service, U.S. Army) has printed one of the new photos allegedly showing Tiger Woods at the sex rehab clinic. More photos will reportedly be appearing shortly in the pages of the National Enquirer.

The National Enquirer claims they have solved the mystery of Tiger Woods’ disappearance and have the photos to prove it. The tabloid claims Woods is indeed at a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi, as the latest rumors have alleged. While we always take what they say with a truckload of salt, they were right about John Edwards, so…

Tiger Woods has not been seen in public, or photographed, since he crashed his car into a tree outside his home shortly after Thanksgiving. That crash was the catalyst for a media frenzy eventually culminating in an admission by Woods he had cheated on his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods. More than a dozen women have been linked romantically to Tiger Woods since November, with several of his alleged mistresses selling their stories to the highest bidder.

Woods is reportedly undergoing the “Gentle Path” program created by Dr. Patrick Carnes at the Pine Grove clinic to help him with a compulsive addiction to sex. Woods allegedly checked into the program on Dec. 30 and is living at one of the cottages on the property during his six-week stay.

Several local TV stations and a journalist for the New York Times have also reported Tiger Woods is at the sex rehab clinic.

If it is indeed true, we’re glad he’s getting help and impressed he managed to keep the whole thing under wraps so long. Too bad he didn’t think of getting his head shrinked before he slept with every girl he could get his hands on.

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