Ralphie May detained for bringing marijuana into Guam

Ralphie May called himself “stupid” for doing something that was, frankly, pretty stupid.  The comedian was heading into Guam when he was detained at the airport after he petted some drug-sniffing dogs who detected that he was carrying marijuana.  May says he simply forgot that the pot was in his bag, a claim which the customs officers believed only because no one who was aware they were carrying pot would intentionally approach the dogs.  May has a medical marijuana card, but of course that does not give him permission to carry the drug internationally.  Given the small amount of the drug May had in his possession, it was decided that May would be allowed to continue on his way after paying a small fine.  Good thing it was Guam and not Thailand – I hear they’re not so easygoing about drugs there, even if it was an honest mistake.