June 15, 2009

Heidi Montag Is Scared Of Al Roker

Eternal famewhores Heidi Montag and husbutt Spencer Pratt spoke to Al Roker today about their staged riveting adventures on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” Spencer thought Matt Lauer would be interviewing them instead, and told Ryan Seacrest: “I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we […]

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May 15, 2009

Spencer Pratt Says He’s “The White Jay-Z”

AHAHAHAHA! Oh, Spencer Pratt does not have an off button. The promo-machine just keeps cranking out the crap! Mr. Heidi Montag has just dropped a RAP single called…”I’m A Celebrity.” The Ghost granted an interview to Complex Blog. Here’s a taste: Complex: …You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the […]

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May 6, 2009

American Idol’s First Duets: Adam Lambert And Allison Iraheta’s “Slow Ride”

We are down to what Snarkista thinks is by FAR the best final four American Idol contestants, and last night the show paired them off and had them perform duets. Fab idea! Danny and Kris did a great job with their performance, but NOTHING could rock the Idolship on “Rock Night” like Adam Lambert and […]

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April 26, 2009

Heidi And Spencer Get Married (Again)

Those crazy famewhores lovebirds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married again on Saturday. They first “eloped” to Mexico months ago because photo ops had been slow. Apparently, that marriage wasn’t quite legal, and Heidi’s mother had a stroke. She knows the mad, brainwashing power that Spencer has over Heidi…although with Heidi’s brain, this is […]

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April 14, 2009

Lil Kim Has A Nip-Slip On DWTS

Uh, oh, Dancing With The Stars contestant and music maker Lil’ Kim had a wardrobe malfunction last night during the performances! Now, Lil’ Kim has never been afraid to basically be naked in public, but since DWTS is a family show…the accidental slip was a bit over the top. Her top seemed to have a […]

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March 31, 2009

Are DWTS Pros Responsible For All The Injuries?

Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba says that all of the injuries this year may be due to the pro-dancer’s increasing competitiveness with each other. Nancy O’Dell tore her meniscus and Steve-O pulled a hamstring during this season’s competition. Carrie Ann tells EW: “The professional dancers are getting more and more competitive amongst […]

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March 19, 2009

American Idol’s Adam Lambert: Ring Of Fire

Don’t tease, but Snarkista adores American Idol’s Adam Lambert, (along with Danny, Allison and a few others. Megan needs to go home.) Last night, Adam was safe, and made it into the top 10…which is AWESOME news for the tour. Idol ain’t ever seen anything like Adam, who took Johnny Cash’s iconic “Ring Of Fire”, […]

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February 26, 2009

Paula Abdul Says 4th Judge Is A Mistake

Uh, oh, catfight time again!! American Idol’s been humming along now for weeks, with the addition of 4th judge Kara DioGuardi joining Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Snarkista TOLD you that Kara would give Paula a new reason to drink, and it seems Kara’s really gotten under Paula’s skin. Since she sits right […]

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February 3, 2009

Idol Flashback: Early Simon Cowell

It’s Tuesday night, and American Idol has reached the stage in the show where the real competition starts. Time to do the office pool! Simon, Randy, Paula and new girl Kara D will be culling the herd…no doubt with Simon in his V-necks- moobs highlighted. Good to see Simon really has had a lifelong relationship […]

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January 5, 2009

Two Douchebags Talk To The Papz

Famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt yammer endlessly on New Year’s Eve, illustrating exactly what is wrong with Hollywood. Best part: when the cameraman gets so bored that he gives Heidi the up-and-down. Hey, at least you have a job, dude!

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