Those crazy famewhores lovebirds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married again on Saturday. They first “eloped” to Mexico months ago because photo ops had been slow. Apparently, that marriage wasn’t quite legal, and Heidi’s mother had a stroke. She knows the mad, brainwashing power that Spencer has over Heidi…although with Heidi’s brain, this is [...]

Uh, oh, Dancing With The Stars contestant and music maker Lil’ Kim had a wardrobe malfunction last night during the performances! Now, Lil’ Kim has never been afraid to basically be naked in public, but since DWTS is a family show…the accidental slip was a bit over the top. Her top seemed to have a [...]

Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba says that all of the injuries this year may be due to the pro-dancer’s increasing competitiveness with each other. Nancy O’Dell tore her meniscus and Steve-O pulled a hamstring during this season’s competition. Carrie Ann tells EW: “The professional dancers are getting more and more competitive amongst [...]

Don’t tease, but Snarkista adores American Idol’s Adam Lambert, (along with Danny, Allison and a few others. Megan needs to go home.) Last night, Adam was safe, and made it into the top 10…which is AWESOME news for the tour. Idol ain’t ever seen anything like Adam, who took Johnny Cash’s iconic “Ring Of Fire”, [...]

Uh, oh, catfight time again!! American Idol’s been humming along now for weeks, with the addition of 4th judge Kara DioGuardi joining Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Snarkista TOLD you that Kara would give Paula a new reason to drink, and it seems Kara’s really gotten under Paula’s skin. Since she sits right [...]

It’s Tuesday night, and American Idol has reached the stage in the show where the real competition starts. Time to do the office pool! Simon, Randy, Paula and new girl Kara D will be culling the herd…no doubt with Simon in his V-necks- moobs highlighted. Good to see Simon really has had a lifelong relationship [...]

Famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt yammer endlessly on New Year’s Eve, illustrating exactly what is wrong with Hollywood. Best part: when the cameraman gets so bored that he gives Heidi the up-and-down. Hey, at least you have a job, dude!

US magazine already bought and published pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fake, illegal romantic marriage in Mexico. Last night’s episode of “The Hills”, however, highlighted the true ickyness of the whole debacle. Scuzzy Spencer flew Montard to Cabo San Lucas, got her drunk on tequila and rushed her to a church. The next [...]

In honor of turkeys everywhere, we have news today that Hollywood’s douchiest duo, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, have reportedly tied the knot in a secret ceremony in Mexico. We have The Hills to thank for Heidi and Spencer, and we have Heidi and Spencer to thank for providing unintentionally hilarious fodder for bloggers everywhere. [...]

Ah, time for a funny for Friday! Remember way back when super-cutie David Archuleta lost to David Cook on this year’s American Idol? Remember how it was the grownups fault? Yeah. Here’s a look at the worst day of the year for tweens everywhere. The reactions are priceless! “David Cook doesn’t even SHAVE!” And a [...]