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Chris Brown’s Manager Is The Other Woman

Cradle-robber Tina Davis, singer Chris Brown’s manager, is the woman who triggered the fight that left Rihanna battered and bruised and Chris charged with multiple felonies.

TMZ says the woman who left the THREE PAGE text message on Brown’s cell phone is Tina…turning 40 this month. Freak. She’s rumored to have had a relationship with Chris when he was 16. Natch, both have denied it. Whatever…sending a three page sexy-text to a guy 20 years younger than you is pretty skanky, Tina.

Law enforcement says the text message to Brown talked about hooking up later, which didn’t go down well with Rihanna. She slapped and him and he pulverized her back.

The detective’s affidavit refers to the text message as being “from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.” Tina is mum, and hoping she can stay that way. Snarkista has a better idea… why don’t Tina and Chris ride off into the sunset together and get out of Rihanna’s life? It’s a plan.

Here’s Tina doing some A&R:

Chris Brown Wants To Put Out Duet With Rihanna

Girlfriend beater Chris Brown has lured battered girlfriend Rihanna back into the studio to record an duet for his upcoming album together. Oprah’s plea to Ri-Ri not to go back to Chris is apparently going unheeded…the message that if a man beats you once, he’ll do it again, isn’t getting through to her. Snarkista does not care if Rihanna slapped Chris first, as reports are saying. Hitting anyone is unjustified, but judging from the pictures, it seems Chris is a much better ass-kicker than Rihanna. And, this wasn’t the first time he kicked her ass.

The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. “They’ve been working on it together,” the insider says.

Reportedly, award-winning record producer Polow Da Don, ( Will Smith, Fergie, Ciara, Usher, Ludicris and the Trannycat Dolls) who has worked with Chris in the past, has been holed up with them at a Santa Monica recording studio for the last several days.

Of course, no comment from reps for Brown and Rihanna. Incredibly, the producer says that:

“You have to remember, she’s a kid still,” he said. “So with anybody who goes through something in the world, you have to bring yourself out of it so I guess her refuge is her music.”

Yeah, that’s how you deal with abuse. Take the abuser back and put out a single together. Snarkista hopes, for the sake of the awful message this mess sends to young fans, that this effort flops like Flipper.

Rihanna: Pregnant? Crazy? Both?

Pop star Rihanna, who was brutally beaten by her boyfriend Chris Brown, has already taken him back. They’ve already been hanging together, only weeks after he destroyed her face. What a complete dumbass.

The L.A. DA’s office is working to build a case against Chris, and her interviews with police and the hospital will come in. However, if she is a reluctant witness, it will make their job much harder. The ghastly photos, however, will be hard for Rihanna to explain away.

There are reports that Rihanna is, or was, pregnant. Whether this has clouded her reasoning is unknown, but girlfriend…any man who does that kind of number on you WILL DO IT AGAIN. Snarkista does not care how cute and boyishly innocent Chris Brown’s face is, he is an abuser. Just because you could probably whip his ass, and give him a trache with your stiletto, is no reason to hook back up with the putz.

Sadly, Rihanna is just like most victims of abuse. They find it extremely hard to change the situation themselves. Verbal, emotional, physical…it all does the same things on the inside. It takes serious work to fix the co-dependent brain.

Obviously, people think Ri-Ri is nuts to take Chris back, and they’re right. Think again, princess. Next time, it could be your crying baby that gets the beatdown.