Ringo Starr Has Writer’s Cramp

Ringo Starr
made a promise during Brush With Greatness, the 1991 episode of “The Simpsons” he appeared in, that he’d answer every bit of mail he received from fans. Apparently this has resulted in Ringo being buried in a boatload of stuff to sign ever since, and he just can’t take it any more. He’s put the public on notice that he isn’t gonna sign ANYTHING ELSE postmarked after October 20th. So, if you have any Ringo shizz lying around unsigned, better get it in the mail taco pronto. Watch Ringo tell you himself in this video on his website. Ringo’s mailman is NOT gonna like this.