Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath


“New Moon” castmembers apparently aren’t super-psyched about “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson’s presence on the set. It seems, like Zac Efron, Bob doesn’t like to bathe. You who thought his bed-head was a result of using some extra products would be wrong. It’s REAL gunk. Anonymous insiders on the set complain that:

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Yowz. Somebody needs to start pulling some military-style pranks on Robert involving tossing him in the shower or dumping a trash-can full of water on him once in a while. Don’t you go for the Axe, Robert. That shizz is only gonna make it worse.

OMG! Robert Pattinson CUT HIS HAIR!!!!!

Holy crap, the Twilight twinklers are gonna have tweenstrokes. Robert Pattinson cut his freakin’ greasy mop-hair! It looks like he may have also FINALLY showered. And the sequel starts filming in 3 months! FREAKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas, girls! Bawhahahahahahohohoho!!

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