Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath


“New Moon” castmembers apparently aren’t super-psyched about “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson’s presence on the set. It seems, like Zac Efron, Bob doesn’t like to bathe. You who thought his bed-head was a result of using some extra products would be wrong. It’s REAL gunk. Anonymous insiders on the set complain that:

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Yowz. Somebody needs to start pulling some military-style pranks on Robert involving tossing him in the shower or dumping a trash-can full of water on him once in a while. Don’t you go for the Axe, Robert. That shizz is only gonna make it worse.