Prince William’s longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton, turns 27 today, and the media is abuzz with speculation that the prince might use the occasion to finally pop the big question. British tabs are waiting with bated breath for an engagement announcement, and have dubbed Middleton as “Waitie Katie.” The prince will be hard-pressed to top last [...]

The Royal Navy warship Prince William is serving on has seized cocaine worth at least £40million, (approximately $80 million US) the British Ministry of Defense said today. Dang! You KNOW that was Amy Wino’s order for cheatin’ hubby Blaaaaaake’s jail-release party! If there was any left in 2 weeks. According to The Sun,, The HMS [...]