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Elton John Performs for Rush Limbaugh Wedding

We can’t help but wonder how the hell openly gay pop icon Elton John ended up singing at Rush Limbaugh‘s wedding. Nevertheless, the British Rocket Man was the headlining act at Limbaugh’s wedding in Palm Florida on Saturday night.

Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers

Guests at the wedding between Rush Limbaugh and 33-year-old Kathryn Rogers included celebrity guests such as Fred Thompson, Sean Hannity, Bush adviser Karl Rove, golfer Tom Watson and Rudolph Giuliani.

The 400 guest wedding took place at the Breakers hotel in Palm Beach. Limbaugh and Rogers met six years ago at a charity golf tournament while the conservative radio host was in the midst of divorcing his third wife.

Addressing the over 20 year age difference between herself and her new husband, Kathryn Rogers said she is “sometimes not able to relate to the average person my age.”

Well, we guess the reported $1 million payday for Elton John was too tempting to keep him away, but we still aren’t quite sure why Limbaugh would want a flamingly gay performer singing at his nuptials…

Limbaugh will be off the air until Jun 15 to celebrate his honeymoon with his new bride.

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Rush Limbaugh Uses Heart Scare to Slam Health Care Reform

Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is doing fine after a scare last week that sent him rushing to the hospital with severe chest pains. After extensive testing, doctors were unable to find anything wrong with Limbaugh and he has now been released to rest and recuperate. Limbaugh plans to return to the air within a week at the most.

Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh

Not only is Limbaugh reportedly not going to keel over and die any time soon, he’s managed to capitalize on his heart attack scare by using the experience to slam Democratic healthcare reform plans.

“Based on what happened to me here,” Rush Limbaugh told reporters about his hospital visit, “I don’t think there is one thing wrong with the American healthcare system. It is working just fine.”

We recommend that if Rush Limbaugh really wants to get a taste of true American healthcare, that he grow a Unabomber beard and drive to the Bronx or rural Alabama and ‘relive’ his chest pain experience. Then call 911 and when they show up (if they show up), give them a fake name and tell them you have no insurance or ID.

We wonder if they’ll clear and lock down a whole wing in one of the best hospitals in the country for you then? Come on, we dare you to find out!

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