Ryan O’Neal Hit on Daughter Tatum O’Neal at Farrah Fawcett Funeral

Which of these scenarios is the most disturbing? Hitting on someone at the funeral of the woman who was supposedly the love of your life? Hitting on a hot blonde only to discover she’s your daughter?

What about both at the same time? Well, that’s apparently exactly what Ryan O’Neal managed to accomplish at the funeral for his late lover Farrah Fawcett.

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In an effort to claim a permanent title of seriously mental sicko, Ryan O’Neal hit on daughter Tatum O’Neal right after watching the casket of his late supposed love Farrah Fawcett be put into a hearse during her funeral. Even worse, he admits it! “I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me,” Ryan told Vanity Fair. “I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?'”

To which the beautiful blonde responded, “Daddy, it’s me — Tatum!”

We think Ryan O’Neal had probably already consumed one too many drinks at the funeral if he had the idiocy to make a pass at his own offspring. Of course, O’Neal has spent so little time with his children that it really isn’t very surprising he doesn’t even know what they look like. Although O’Neal attempted to laugh the incident off as “just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman,” he is at least savvy enough to admit that hitting on his own daughter is “so sick.”

Meanwhile, Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal’s son Redmond, a convicted drug addict, claims his dad was “disgustingly transparent” in his gold-digging for Fawcett’s fortune. “Ryan thought he was going to get everything,” Redmond said told Vanity Fair.

In the end, Fawcett willed nearly every bit of her estate to Redmond, leaving not a penny to O’Neal.

Ryan And Son Redmond O’Neil Charged With Meth Possession

Just so you know some people never outgrow stupid…actor Ryan O’Neal, 67, and his son Redmond, 24, have both been charged with felony possession of methamphetamine. Ryan and Redmond are scheduled to be arraigned November 13. Ryan and Redmond were arrested in September on suspicion of meth possession at Ryan’s home in Malibu. Redmond O’Neal is Ryan’s son with actress Farrah Fawcett. You know Farrah’s gonna be PISSED.

Authorities found Redmond in possession of the drug while a vial was discovered in Ryan’s bedroom, a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s spokesman told the LA Times. Redmond was already on probation for an arrest last year in Malibu on charges related to possession of heroin and meth while driving under the influence.

Ryan, an Academy Award nominee for his starring role in 1970’s Love Story, was ALSO arrested last year on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm during a fight with his other son, Griffin. Ryan claimed then that he only fired a warning shot. That’s the way to get their attention, parents! Screw cutting them out of the will, just get out the handgun.
And always, always, just say no to the meth. Brainiacs.