April 14, 2011

Sam Ronson injured in accident

Lindsay Lohan‘s ex, Samantha Ronson, was injured in an accident over the weekend when her bicycle was involved in a near miss with a car.  Ronson was riding home in the early hours of Saturday morning, when a driver who apparently didn’t see her zoomed toward her bicycle. Ronson swerved out of the way to […]

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June 9, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Just when we think you’ve hit the bottom and MAY be headed back up for air, you pull a stunt that shocks even the most jaded among us. Not that Snarkista is jaded, mind you, but Lindsay Lohan is giving celebrities who behave badly good reasons to feel smug. The freckled […]

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November 11, 2008

Jesse Metcalfe Knocked Out After 40 Foot Balcony Fall

Looks like some partying at the World Music Awards in Monaco this weekend got a leeetle bit out of hand. Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, who hosted the awards, apparently lost his balance and fell 40 feet off of a balcony. Damn! This wouldn’t have happened if Lindsay Lohan had co-hosted as originally planned! SamRo’s […]

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October 13, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Follow Directions

Nope, even though Lindsay Lohan wants to sell YOU fake tanner, she obviously can’t read the directions on the box, ‘cuz she forgot to tan her feet. We all know Lindsay’s natural color is Fishbelly, so using some fake-tan isn’t a crime. It IS a crime, however, to hit the red carpet in a short […]

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October 3, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: Not A Pundit

Lindsay Lohan likes to blog. She’s espoused upon her trainwreck of a dad, and her “relationship” with Samantha Ronson. Political commentary, however, isn’t her wheelhouse. After Lindsay’s rant against Republican VP contender Sarah Palin last month, her management team has strongly encouraged her to stop blogging about the presidential election or, for that matter, ANY […]

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September 23, 2008

Shock Of The Decade: Clay Aiken Admits He’s Gay.

Is it National Come Out Of The Closet Because No One Believes You Are Straight Anyway Day? First Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson tell Loveline that yes, they ARE together, and have been for a long time. Daddy Michael Lohan is NOT taking it well. Now, People Magazine’s upcoming issue has Clay Aiken, front and […]

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September 19, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Turn Your Ass Orange

Recently, Lindsay Lohan made her foray into the fashion world with her cameltoe legging-wear. She thoughtfully designed some with KNEEPADS. Now, Lindsay wants to help you be tanorexic. Lindsay’s coming out with a line of fake tanner, a product she’s intimately familiar with! As Lindsay’s natural skin color is Fishbelly, fake tanner has been a […]

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September 6, 2008

Lindsay & SamRo At Charlotte Ronson’s NY Fashion Week Show

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson hit New York’s Fashion Week this morning for SamRo’s designing sis Charlotte Ronson’s show. The pair caused QUITE a stir at the standing-room-only show. Lindsay had to duck backstage before the show, after she initially sat down and caused the papz to go nutty! She reappeared just in time for […]

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August 30, 2008

Snark Sightings

Avril Lavigne in 30 years: Super-Fantastic Plastic Fun Facts About Sarah Palin: Bumpshack How To Be A Good Wife: This Is Illuminati Everyone Loves A Shirtless Milo Ventimiglia: Ten Gossip P. Diddy’s Feeling The Recession: Backseat Cuddler All The Lohan Shizz: Superficial Diva Whacko Jacko Turns 50: Behind Blondie Park

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August 11, 2008

Katy Perry Wants Female Fans To Kiss Off

Girl, you brought this shizz on yourself by trying to perv up on Miley Cyrus for some PR! Katy Perry says that despite the lezbo lyrics in her smash “I Kissed A Girl”, she is OVER her female fans trying to snag a smooch. Katy whined to The Sun… Girls now keep asking for a […]

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