Anne Hathaway’s Ex- Boyfriend Took Naked Pics Of Her

Naked pictures of Anne Hathaway have been seized by the FBI. Damn, girl! Not only were you paying your sleezebag ex’s rent, you let him take nude pics? Right now Anne is probably plotting on how to get her hands on scummy scammer Raffaello Folleri ,and put some of her Get Smart moves on him.

The FBI confiscated the racy photos, along with other personal items, after they arrested the actress’ former boyfriend, Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri, on eleven counts of fraud and money laundering in June. Dude even scammed the Pope.

In addition to the photographs he took of naked Anne, Follieri reportedly paid a professional photographer to take a picture of the movie star in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Anne learned the sizzling shots were in federal custody after sending her brother, Michael, to retrieve the photographs from Follieri’s storage facility in the Bronx. The National Enquirer says:

“Michael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents has removed many documents, photos and what were believed to be Anne’s diaries from the storage room,”

Quelle horreur!! At least Anne FINALLY dumped Rafaello RIGHT before his arrest. Snarkista told Anne he was a con-artist and a douche, but geeez. Here’s hoping that this is the LAST time Anne will have to take out the Eurotrash!

Jose Canseco To Ruin His Life On “Moment Of Truth”


Further proof that steroids give you brain damage…baseball star and Surreal Life vet Jose Canseco has decided to go on the skanky TV show “The Moment Of Truth”. You know, the one where people get strapped to a lie detector and are asked about every personal aspect of their lives? The one where people RUIN their lives for about 25 grand? Yep. That show. Jose must REALLY be hard up for cash!

Jose is reportedly going under the spotlight to prove he DIDN’T inject steroids into Mark McGwire, or cork his own bat to enhance his performance. David Vassegh of 570 KLAC radio is reporting that:

Canseco already has taped the episode and according to my source that was in attendance during the taping Canseco was asked if he ever injected Mark McGwire with steroids, and if he ever corked his bat, among other questions that were asked during the taping. The episode of “The Moment of Truth” with Canseco is supposed to air in late September or early October.

Jose will be asked questions before the show while on a polygraph, and during the show. He will then answer those same questions on stage. If his answers on stage match the polygraph results, he moves on. If they DON’T match, Jose will make a fool of himself on national TV! Snarkista knows which scenario the producers are rooting for!

Maybe they’ll ask Canseco if he tried to blackmail Detroit Tigers outfielder Magglio Ordonez to avoid being mentioned in Magglio’s book. Reality TV isn’t worth a shizz unless it has a bunch of scandal! Since “The Moment Of Truth” is ALL scandal…it should make for quite a spectacle. Guess there’s a recession in Canseco-land too!

Breaking- John Edwards: In A Hole, Keeps On Digging


John Edwards needs to get a clue and realize the National Enquirer isn’t gonna stop outing his ass until he fesses up completely. They’ve released new pictures of mistress Rielle Hunter and Edward’s “love child”.

John made a semi-confession to Nightline after The Enquirer splashed his infidelity all over the front page AGAIN, and the mainstream media FINALLY picked up the story. Since then, Edwards has been front-page gold for the mag, and this week’s print edition is no different. John told Nightline that he confessed his affair to his cancer-fighting wife Elizabeth in 2006. Reportedly, John neglected to mention that ELIZABETH was the one who brought it up, after a tip from a campaign staffer! The staffer walked in on John and Rielle and caught them in an “intimate moment”. Elizabeth, understandably, was FURIOUS.

While the Enquirer was dogging him, they discovered Edwards’ elaborate moves to cover up the affair, and, they say, the baby. Tons of money was involved, including a $50,000 private plane flight to get Rielle and the babe out of California when the shizz hit the fan. Bob McGovern, friend to both, arranged all of the meetings at the Beverly Hilton. (You’d think Edwards would be smart enough to at least mix up the meeting places…especially since the Enquirer was hot on his tail. Just another example of his incredible narcissism run wild.)

In the newest edition of The Enquirer, reporters tracked Rielle to St. Croix where they discovered Rielle and the baby staying in a luxurious oceanfront home owned by controversial trial lawyer Lee Rohn, ANOTHER close friend of Edwards. When confronted by an Enquirer reporter on August 15, Rohn snapped a terse “No comment!” when questioned about Hunter. Former Virgin Island Senator Anne Golden confirmed to the mag that “within 24 hours of their arrival that they were here and staying with Lee Rohn.” Guess she’s NOT on the Edwards payroll!

After the Enquirer found Rielle hiding out with Rohn, she was reportedly moved to a motel on the island before returning to Santa Barbara on August 17. A reporter for the mag saw Rielle back in her California home, which is being paid for by Edwards’ former finance chairman Fred Baron. She has an off-duty police officer guarding her house.

Quoth the Enquirer:

None of this is paid for by Rielle. The money continues to come from Edwards’s network of loyal supporters, with no explanation from Edwards why he is having his friends continue to support Rielle now that the affair has been made public. Edwards is not only aware of the hush money payoffs but orchestrated it with his team of former campaign advisors and now The ENQUIRER has discovered that a team of six more lawyers have been involved in the coverup and are funneling payments to Hunter, who has no money and no means of support.

The ENQUIRER has also learned that Hunter’s own lawyer advised her to allow Edwards to take a paternity test but she refused out of misguided belief that Edwards will marry her after the death of his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth.

Experts are now calling for audits of Edwards’ campaign finances, as well as possible gift-tax violations by Fred Baron and other individuals who funneled money to Rielle. Snarkista’s said before…follow the money. The National Enquirer is doing just that. John’s troubles aren’t CLOSE to being over, and he’s still looking for a bigger shovel.

John Edwards Should’ve Left “Stripped Bare” Out Of His Apology

In his apology for screwing around on his wife and probably fathering a child, John Edwards said,

“It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry.
If you want to beat me up feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself. I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my family and others who need my help.”

Dude, you should stay as far away from the words “stripped” and “bare” as you do from the TRUTH. Cry me an effin’ river, Golden Boy. Call Justin Timberlake. Now THESE are the most truthful words uttered by Edwards today:

In the course of several campaigns, I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.”

Except for the “started to” part. Edwards has been so far up his own ass for so long that his hair is really chocolate brown. Hence the need for golden-boy highlights. He’s on TV now in tapes that the little ho-mewrecker made. On the private plane. While she “tries to transform his Ken-Doll image”. Snarkista KNOWS Ken..and John, you are no Ken. Now you’ve pissed off Barbie too! Seriously, he is an insufferable, pompous ass, who licks his lips like a lizard. Gak.

There is NO WAY Obama could nominate Edwards for Attorney General, as has been tossed about should Barack win the presidency. Edward’s political career is OVER. But the story isn’t. Snarkista says follow the money. There’s a LOT more coming on this one, with BIG monthly hush payments to mistress Rielle Hunter (not her real name!) and fall-guy Andrew Young (who has no job, but DOES have a multimillion dollar mansion). Apologies may not fix campaign-funding fraud. Somebody better watch him closely when he takes that paternity test. He’s gonna try to put the fix on that one for SURE. Trust Snarkista.

Breaking: John Edwards…Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Snarkista told you so! John Edwards is an effin’ liar. He’s admitted his affair. Still denying his love child, but that one’s coming too. The National Enquirer first started pursuing this story in October 2007, much to the denials of Edwards. I guess they finally broke him down:

Edwards told ABC News that he lied repeatedly about the affair with 42-year-old Rielle Hunter but said that he didn’t love her. He said he has not taken a paternity test but knows he isn’t the father because of the timing of the affair and the birth.

A former Edwards campaign staffer claims he is the father, not Edwards.

Ohh, well if he didn’t love her then that’s like it didn’t even happen, right? Whoever this staffer is, I want him working for me! Wow, someone willing to be that big of a fall guy? I think someone’s getting a ham for his Christmas bonus!

Source: Associated Press