Celebrities being hacked left and right

A ring of email hackers has decided to attack female celebrities, most notably actresses and gymnasts. Two Olympic gymnasts have had their private email accounts hacked, and actresses like Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and Miley Cyrus have all had nude photos stolen from their inboxes.

Investigators with the FBI have been looking into the case, and apparently they claim to know who is heading up the hacking efforts, but they have not made any arrests yet.  No word on why – perhaps they’re waiting to catch the perpetrator in the act?  In any case, there may be more nude photos of female celebs in our future if this is left to continue for much longer.

Scarlett Johansson may or may not be dating Sean Penn

Recently separated actress Scarlett Johansson has been friends for many years with actor Sean Penn, but a recent surge in the frequency of their meetings has some speculating that they may be dating.  Johansson was said to be devastated when her soon-to-be ex, Ryan Reynolds, was seen in the company of Sandra Bullock only one week after the separation.

Scarlett herself has not been able to muster the strength to date yet.  Or has she?  Lots of different reasons have been given for Scarlett spending time with Sean Penn.  Not only are they friends, but Penn has been living in Haiti and Charlotte is planning on traveling there.  Rumor has it that Charlotte may simply be asking Sean for travel tips.

Scarlett and Ryan have an emotional dinner

Attorney’s offices are so cold and impersonal, so it’s understandable that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson chose to discuss details of their divorce over a friendly dinner instead.  The two were seen at Chateau Marmont earlier this week, having an intense discussion that involved both smiles and tears.

Friends say that this is not an attempt at reconciliation, but rather just the nicest possible way to work through a divorce.  Both Scarlett and Ryan have agreed that with their career obligations, continuing marriage simply isn’t on the cards.  The two began drifting apart last year when work forced them to spend weeks apart at a time.

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock getting suspiciously close

Ryan Reynolds has only been separated from Scarlett Johansson for a few weeks, but already he’s been spotted on more than a few occasions getting cozy with his close friend, actress Sandra Bullock.  Everyone around the couple says that it’s all above the table and that there’s no funny business… yet.

After all, it would be kind of hypocritical for Sandra to get involved with a married man after the devastation of what her ex-husband did to her when they were married, but once those divorce papers are signed, that might be the green light these two need to start getting busy.  I think they’d make a cute couple, and since they’re both (almost) single… why not?

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson split up

After two less-than-stellar years of marriage, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have finally admitted that it just isn’t working, and the 26-year-old actress has filed for divorce.  The couple had been involved in marital drama almost from the moment they tied the knot, and their personality differences turned out to be something they just couldn’t weather.

It has been reported that Scarlett was unhappy for a while, and that it didn’t help matters that both spouses were working full-time on separate projects throughout the duration of their marriage, often spending weeks apart while on location and never really having time to work on their relationship issues.  Same old Hollywood story!

Woody Allen Seems A Bit Desperate

Scarlett Johansson is co-starring in Woody Allen’s upcoming “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. Snarkista thinks Woody’s worried about the film’s box office, and has forced poor Scarlett into this idiotic contest! The look on her face says it all: “You’re effin’ kidding me, you ancient freak. I am NOT your stepdaughter.” Don’t ya know she’s SO looking forward to THIS impending threesome? Snarkista knows Scarlett is Woody’s muse, but muses deserve better than this. Pimp.

Katy Perry Wants Female Fans To Kiss Off

Girl, you brought this shizz on yourself by trying to perv up on Miley Cyrus for some PR! Katy Perry says that despite the lezbo lyrics in her smash “I Kissed A Girl”, she is OVER her female fans trying to snag a smooch.
Katy whined to The Sun

Girls now keep asking for a kiss. After every show on my tour I stay behind to do an autograph signing. But about a dozen women will want a snog. I just sweetly say, ‘No, thank you’. If I kissed everybody who asked I’d probably go away with something I don’t really want.

Katy was quick not to hop off of her gravy-train though, and revealed her same-sex crushes on Hollywood stars inspired her to write the song. Don’t kiss PARIS! Wonky McValtrex will make your lips fall OFF!

I was reading a magazine and opened it up to a picture of either Scarlett Johansson or Megan Fox, and I turned to my boyfriend and said, ‘You know, if they walked through the door and asked me to pucker up, I would just do it.’

Girl, if Megan or Scarlett walked through your door, Mr. Katy Perry would mow your ass down so fast you’d be kissing the floor! Glad the shtick is working out for ya though, you broke Beatles chart records with your song. It’s probably time to shut up about kissing 15 year olds, though. However, SamRo and Lindsay are on line 2!