Scarlett Johansson is co-starring in Woody Allen’s upcoming “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. Snarkista thinks Woody’s worried about the film’s box office, and has forced poor Scarlett into this idiotic contest! The look on her face says it all: “You’re effin’ kidding me, you ancient freak. I am [...]

Girl, you brought this shizz on yourself by trying to perv up on Miley Cyrus for some PR! Katy Perry says that despite the lezbo lyrics in her smash “I Kissed A Girl”, she is OVER her female fans trying to snag a smooch.
Katy whined to The Sun…
Girls now keep asking for a kiss. [...]

Denver, Colorado is going to look more like Hollywood during the Democratic National Convention this August 25-28th.
A-listers, movie moguls and other Hollywood movers-and-shakers are expected to turn out in droves to witness political star Barack Obama’s party coronation.
Convention sources tell NY Daily News that superstars Kanye West, N.E.R.D., Wyclef Jean and Usher [...]

Well, if Ali Lohan can do it, Snarkista guesses anyone can. Hayden Panettierre has decided she’s not busy enough with her show Heroes, and is following in the golden steps of starlets Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and others. She’s cut an album. Here’s Hayden’s first single and video from her [...]

An obviously pissed off stylist at “Paste” magazine got a hold of Scarlett Johansson and convinced her that THIS was a good look for her. Somebody’s been reading too many old 80’s hairstyle ‘zines. “Paste” must have a clause in their employment contracts that requires the USE of paste for cover stylists. There’s enough paste [...]