August 15, 2008

8 Minutes Of Crazy: L. Ron Hubbard Tells What Tom Cruise Believes

The website Gawker continues it’s tradition of Scientology expose’ today, treating us to L. Ron Hubbard HIMSELF explaining ALL about Xenu! Everything you wanted to know, straight from the crazy commodore’s mouth! Picture Tommy and John Travolta furiously taking notes while Jada pulls Will Smith’s ears! Gawker’s “The History Of Xenu, As Explained By L. […]

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August 1, 2008

Won’t Someone PLEASE Help Katie Holmes?

Okay, Snarkista’s throwing a flag. This is just too much for her to take. Tommy-Girl Cruise has taken his evil abduction of Katie Holmes TOO FAR! Not that it wasn’t already too far, but this is all kinds of crazy. He took over her haircut, and now he’s making her wear his jeans. From 1987. […]

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July 31, 2008

Tom Cruise And Scientology Sued For Millions

Alien Dictator Tom Cruise is named in a $250 million federal lawsuit that’s using the RICO statute against the Church of Scientology. Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he […]

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July 18, 2008

Snark Sightings

Project Runway Highs And Lows: NY Mag “Reborn” Babydolls- Those Freaky Aussies! Buzzfeed Peggy K-Fed Gets A Raise: D-Listed Snarkista’s Riley Is A Two-Pic Superstar: Behind Blondie Park Insiders More Worried About Will Smith And Scientology: Radar Online Dustin Is About To Blow! Webster’s Is My Bitch Is My Starbucks Gonna Close? Yovia George Clooney […]

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July 10, 2008

One MORE Reason To Hate Hancock

One more reason you might hate Hancock? (Oh, click it- you’ll be glad. But not GLAAD.) Will Smith’s new movie has been accused of homophobia by gay rights activists. Head honchos at The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) allege a scene in the superhero movie takes a “cheap, unfunny shot at gay people” […]

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July 2, 2008

Cracked’s 5 Reasons You’ll Hate Hancock

Not being a Scientologist sure has made Will Smith one boring mofo. The always amusing folks at Cracked.com bring you one of Will’s robotic Hancock interviews, enlightening us on 5 MORE reasons Hancock is gonna suck. Maybe it’ll have a decent opening, but reviews have it looking like another Waterworld. Ironman it is NOT! Guess […]

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June 5, 2008

Will Smith’s New School: “Textbook” Scientology

It looks like Tom Cruise has truly captured Will Smith into Xenu land. Will is bankrolling a new “progressive” school in California, the “New Village Academy”. The school’s director is Smith’s former personal assistant, and is “Director of Philanthropy and Vice President of Smith Holding Group”. She’s also a keen Scientologist. Will is not directly […]

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