Snooki to write a… book? Seriously?

Yes folks, it’s true – we were pretty sure she couldn’t even read, but it seems Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is going to be a writer.  The title of her book is A Shore Thing, which may sound like an autobiographical account of her time on Jersey Shore, but apparently it’s actually going to be a novel.  The plot involves a single girl on the Jersey Shore who’s looking for romance, though, so it’s not too difficult to see the connections with Snooki’s real life.  The book is set to be released in January, which means it has probably already been completed and edited and is on its way to the printers.  That means we’re too late to stop it.