Yes folks, it’s true – we were pretty sure she couldn’t even read, but it seems Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is going to be a writer. Â The title of her book is A Shore Thing, which may sound like an autobiographical account of her time on Jersey Shore, but apparently it’s actually going to be a novel. Â The plot involves a single girl on the Jersey Shore who’s looking for romance, though, so it’s not too difficult to see the connections with Snooki’s real life. Â The book is set to be released in January, which means it has probably already been completed and edited and is on its way to the printers. Â That means we’re too late to stop it.