Snooki hits police car; continues filming

Just when you thought Jersey Shore star Snooki couldn’t get any more ghetto, she slams into a police car while in the motherland filming for the show – though we’re betting Italy wouldn’t want to claim her has an offspring! Sources say she wasn’t drunk, and no one was injured – although she was later photographed wearing a neck brace.

Snooki was taken into custody though apparently not formally arrested … but then she was later snapped shooting scenes for Jersey Shore, and subsequently taking off and playing around with her brace. Sounds like she won’t be healing up quickly.

Man who punched Snooki joins the military

Brad Ferro, the guy who became famous for punching Jersey Shore’s Snooki in the face, has had to join the military in order to pay his bills.  Ferro pleaded guilty to assault in 2009 and had to serve six months probation for doing what the rest of us only dream about, and as a result, he’s had a difficult time finding a job.  In fact, he hasn’t had any work since the incident.

Apparently nobody wants to hire a guy who can’t stop himself from hitting women.  Go figure.  But the Army apparently doesn’t mind if he punches girls – they’ve accepted him anyway, and he’s currently in training to be a Cavalry Scout… whatever that means.  If it involves hitting people, he’ll be great at it.

Jersey Shore going to Italy

Well, it looks like season four of Jersey Shore is no longer going to be about the Jersey Shore – it’s going to be about the old country.  The cast are headed to Italy, where they will film the entire season for export back to the United States.

There have been mixed reactions to the announcement.  Fans of the show are generally excited to see the crew heading abroad, but some Italian-American interest groups are concerned that the cast’s less-than-stellar behavior and questionable intelligence will cast a bad light not only on Italian Americans, but on America in general.  The decision has been called “denigrating” and some groups are boycotting the show as a result.

Latest in celebrity product surprises – Justin Bieber nail polish

First Snooki announces she’s coming out with a book, and now this: Justin Bieber is set to launch a line of nail polishes for young girls.  The brand is called One Less Lonely Girl, and will be sold exclusively at Wal-Mart until February, and after that at other nationwide retailers.  The timing of the launch is meant to coincide with Christmas shopping, of course.  I wonder if you went back in time and told the Bieber of five years ago that he’d be having his own line of girls’ beauty products, what reaction he’d have.  He’d probably take the teething ring out of his mouth, drool a little bit, and then cry until you changed his diaper.

Snooki to write a… book? Seriously?

Yes folks, it’s true – we were pretty sure she couldn’t even read, but it seems Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is going to be a writer.  The title of her book is A Shore Thing, which may sound like an autobiographical account of her time on Jersey Shore, but apparently it’s actually going to be a novel.  The plot involves a single girl on the Jersey Shore who’s looking for romance, though, so it’s not too difficult to see the connections with Snooki’s real life.  The book is set to be released in January, which means it has probably already been completed and edited and is on its way to the printers.  That means we’re too late to stop it.

Look out Lindsay Lohan, here comes Snooki

Jersey Shore start Nicole Polizzi, known to viewers as “Snooki,” has been fined and given community service for being her regular classy self.  According to AP, a Seaside Heights judge told Snooki that she was following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan (which we assume was not a compliment), and suggested that he believed Snooki’s drunken antics at a local beach may have been staged as a stunt for attention, to boost Jersey Shore ratings.

Snooki went from strength to strength later in the day when on her way home from the court proceedings, she texted to her twitter audience that she was stuck in traffic and not liking it.  This prompted a response tweet from Newark Mayor Cory Booker: “I can give u a ticket 4 texting & driving.”  It seems some girls are just destined for trouble.

(info via Yahoo!News)