October 5, 2009

Alexsandra Wright Claims Beyonce’s Father Got Her Pregnant

Matthew Knowles, father of Beyonce and Solange Knowles, has been slapped with a paternity suit by Alexsandra Wright, who claims she is six months pregnant with the music manager’s child.

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February 26, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Miley Cyrus Edition

What in the birthday cake are you wearing, Miley? These are the OSCARS, little vixen. You are not fooling ANYONE in that getup, they’ve all seen your hacked pix. So, did Disney pick it out? From the traveling dinner theater production of “The Little Mermaid: It’s Your Birthday, Ariel!”? Wait a minute… it’s all coming […]

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January 28, 2009

Kelly Rowland Cans Beyonce’s Dad

Kelly Rowland, one of the last remainder-girls from Destiny’s Child, reportedly fired Beyonce’s dad Matthew Knowles as her manager yesterday. You KNOW that given the choice between spending his time on Sasha Fierce or on Kelly, Kelly’s gonna get the short stick. For crying out loud- Solange Knowles has to live in the basement and […]

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December 29, 2008

Crimes Against Fashion: Katie Holmes Edition (Again)

Sigh. Oh, Katie Holmes. Snarkista is naming you her winner for “Most Crimes Against Fashion 2008.” No, it won’t help you get a Tony Award. Are you not living in New York, arguably the fashion capital of the world? And is it not WINTER in New York? Even if the city’s experiencing a warm snap, […]

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November 6, 2008

Sasha Fierce Needs A Stylist

Beyonce Knowles, who now REALLY wants you to call her “Sasha Fierce”…at least when she’s performing, hit the stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in THIS piece of garbage. Cans. Beyonce’s obviously stolen baby sis Solange’s design-book! Sasha Fierce will soon be looking like Big Bird Fierce if this emulation continues. The House Of […]

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October 23, 2008

Snark Sightings

Lindsay Lohan’s Too Ugly For “Ugly Betty”: Zap2it Is Barack Obama Really Barack Obama?: Contrarian Commentary Bill O’Reilly Bloviates On “The View”; Joy Throws A Tantrum: Bumpshack Paris Hilton Is A Royal Idiot: Danity Donnaly Beyonce’s Gonna Let Solange Out Of The Basement! Rap-Up Julianne Hough Had a BAD Tummyache: Fancast

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August 27, 2008

Solange Knowles Is House Of Dereon Victim

UPDATE!: Watch Solange show her ASS Wednesday in an interview with Fox News Las Vegas! The lesser diva got pissy with the anchorwoman after seeing a teaser regarding the closing of Jay-Z’s Vegas nightclub. The thing is, the teaser HADN’T aired! The rest of the story is here at Poptarts. It is NOT flattering. Bratz […]

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August 19, 2008

Crimes Against Fashion: Solange Knowles Edition

This should probably be “Crimes Against Fashion: Tina Knowles Edition.” However, Solange Knowles IS an adult, and presumably has the ability to say “HELL NO, MOM!” She didn’t, so Solange is charged with the crime. There is SO much wrong with Solange’s new video for her lame song “Sandcastle Disco”. Solange can NOT dance. (She […]

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