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Have we been duped again by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

After all that talk about divorce and drama and douches and whatnot, it seems like this whole thing may have been yet another publicity stunt from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  After Pratt’s recent release from arrest at a Costa Rican airport for carrying an illegal firearm (who takes a gun to a Central American airport, seriously?), he was seen over the weekend with off-again-on-again wife Heidi Montag.

The two have claimed they are getting divorced, and judging from the threats and the mud-slinging, all indications were that it would not be a pretty affair.  However, the couple suddenly seem to have put their differences aside, as they were seen walking together at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer yesterday.  So who knows whether they’re really in the midst of an angry divorce or not – it wouldn’t surprise me if they got back together next week.

Spencer Pratt drinks a truth serum

Eleven and a half people and Heidi Montag were treated to the humblest of apologies on Twitter yesterday, when Spencer Pratt finally stated the completely obvious: “I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I’m an epic douche – and you deserve better.” Pratt, who has stalked, ranted at, and even threatened his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag, has apparently decided to become a model of good behavior from this day forward, as he later linked to a recent interview in People where he did some more apologizing, and then some more apologizing on top of that.

Just for good measure, Pratt then asked his twitter followers to please retweet his apology, spreading news of his douchiness across the earth. Because the earth didn’t know this before.

Heidi Montag Kidnapping Report Just a False Alarm

Heidi Montag has been kidnapped! Well, not really. Turns out a neighbor of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt let their imagination run a bit out of control when they called in a police report saying the reality TV star was the victim of a kidnapping.

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Heidi Montag

Apparently, one of Heidi Montag’s neighbors became concerned when they spotted The Hills star with a scarf over her face. Instead of just shrugging it off as celebrity weirdness, they called police and reported a possible kidnapping in action.

Police quickly determined the whole thing was a false alarm. Heidi Montag was apparently just covering up the aftereffects of her massive plastic surgery bout. “We’re grateful this was only a false alarm and I just had my pink Hermes scarf over me,” Montag told People. “A neighbor was concerned and called the police. We’re thankful to the LAPD for their response and making sure we were safe.”

An employee for Spencer Pratt who was briefly detained when police arrived on scene was questioned and released. We’re thinking poor dude probably deserves a raise…

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Heidi Montag Is Scared Of Al Roker

Eternal famewhores Heidi Montag and husbutt Spencer Pratt spoke to Al Roker today about their staged riveting adventures on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” Spencer thought Matt Lauer would be interviewing them instead, and told Ryan Seacrest:

“I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by Matt Lauer or something,” said Pratt of Roker who reports weather for the Today Show.

As for Heidi, she is incredibly distressed over the whole shebang, and whined:

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked,” said Montag. “I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited.”

“I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience,” said Montag. “I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Al Roker: Ninja Muckraker. You’ve been warned, celebs.

Spencer Pratt Says He’s “The White Jay-Z”

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AHAHAHAHA! Oh, Spencer Pratt does not have an off button. The promo-machine just keeps cranking out the crap! Mr. Heidi Montag has just dropped a RAP single called…”I’m A Celebrity.” The Ghost granted an interview to Complex Blog. Here’s a taste:

Complex: …You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the white Beyoncé?

Spencer Pratt: A little bit more than the white Beyoncé. Beyoncé had to be built by a group like Destiny’s Child, but Heidi shines solo. I’ll actually give you an exclusive: I could guarantee you Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi’s] “Bonnie & Clyde” version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version.

Complex: Wow. Is that song going to happen?

Spencer Pratt: Yes. Steve Morales is already working on the track. That’s my Puerto Rican guru on the beat.

Complex: I saw that you’re trying to reach out to OJ Da Juiceman for him to get a verse on a Morales-produced track.

Spencer Pratt: Yeah, I’m trying to get him on my first real single because “I’m A Celebrity” is not my single. That’s just my marketing tool for the show. My first single, I just want to have me, Gucci Mane, and OJ Da Juiceman. It’ll be the flyest song in the game. I’m going to track them down, that’s my priority today.

Complex: Who’s rapping career would you use as a blueprint for yourself?

Spencer Pratt: I think I’m the future of hip-hop. You know, I feel bad for saying that. That’s unfortunate, but that’s a fact. You can’t compare my model of hip-hop with what I’m about to come out with versus anything in the game. You know I’ll take the Diddy route. I’m not a lyrical MC, I’m just like Diddy. Look what it did for him? He is still balling.

Ah, you can’t make this shizz up. Spencer is more like the “White Kanye’s insufferable little brother.” PLEASE let there be a video of this stellar interview by Complex (more at the link), who is to be commended for making it through the entire thing.

Heidi And Spencer Get Married (Again)

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Those crazy famewhores lovebirds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married again on Saturday. They first “eloped” to Mexico months ago because photo ops had been slow. Apparently, that marriage wasn’t quite legal, and Heidi’s mother had a stroke. She knows the mad, brainwashing power that Spencer has over Heidi…although with Heidi’s brain, this is not a difficult undertaking.

E! reports that the Hills duo were joined at Westminster Presbyterian Church, attended by over 200 of their closest friends, family, and lots of their best celeb pals, including the insufferable Perez Hilton, music producer David Foster, along with Hills costars Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado, Taylor Mosher, Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby, Lo Bosworth and Laguna Beach alum Kristin Cavallari. Even frenemy Lauren Conrad had a change of heart and attended the festivities, but made a quick exit from the church following the ceremony.

The wedding party was comprised of Heidi’s sister and sometimes Hills star Holly Montag, as well as Spencer’s always-instigating sis, Stephanie Pratt, both dressed in matching floor-length, yellow, silk chiffon gowns, while the Spencer was joined by the incredible…two nonceleb friends.

Montard was decked out head to toe in nearly $1 million worth of Neil Lane jewels and a gorgeous, flowy, white, strapless gown, custom designed by Monique Lhuiller. Pratt and his groomsmen all wore Ermenegildo Zegna suits. Heidi’s father walked her down the aisle following Pratt’s niece Ava, the flower girl.

Afterward guests gathered outside Westminster Presbyterian to toss yellow rose petals on the newlyweds, who did what always comes naturally to Speidi- playing it up and kissing for the crowd. Heidi then gathered her girlfriends to toss the bouquet, only to have Cavallari, rumored to be replacing Lauren Conrad on The Hills next season, jump up and make the catch.

The office pool is now open on how long this one’s gonna last, and, more importantly…how many staged photo-ops will be raining down on the media from the wedding! Good times.