September 13, 2010

Have we been duped again by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

After all that talk about divorce and drama and douches and whatnot, it seems like this whole thing may have been yet another publicity stunt from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  After Pratt’s recent release from arrest at a Costa Rican airport for carrying an illegal firearm (who takes a gun to a Central American […]

Read More..>>
September 9, 2010

Spencer Pratt drinks a truth serum

Eleven and a half people and Heidi Montag were treated to the humblest of apologies on Twitter yesterday, when Spencer Pratt finally stated the completely obvious: “I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I’m an epic douche – and you deserve better.” Pratt, who has stalked, ranted at, and even threatened his […]

Read More..>>
January 14, 2010

Heidi Montag Kidnapping Report Just a False Alarm

Heidi Montag has been kidnapped! Well, not really. Turns out a neighbor of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt let their imagination run a bit out of control when they called in a police report saying the reality TV star was the victim of a kidnapping.

Read More..>>
June 15, 2009

Heidi Montag Is Scared Of Al Roker

Eternal famewhores Heidi Montag and husbutt Spencer Pratt spoke to Al Roker today about their staged riveting adventures on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” Spencer thought Matt Lauer would be interviewing them instead, and told Ryan Seacrest: “I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we […]

Read More..>>
May 15, 2009

Spencer Pratt Says He’s “The White Jay-Z”

AHAHAHAHA! Oh, Spencer Pratt does not have an off button. The promo-machine just keeps cranking out the crap! Mr. Heidi Montag has just dropped a RAP single called…”I’m A Celebrity.” The Ghost granted an interview to Complex Blog. Here’s a taste: Complex: …You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the […]

Read More..>>
April 26, 2009

Heidi And Spencer Get Married (Again)

Those crazy famewhores lovebirds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married again on Saturday. They first “eloped” to Mexico months ago because photo ops had been slow. Apparently, that marriage wasn’t quite legal, and Heidi’s mother had a stroke. She knows the mad, brainwashing power that Spencer has over Heidi…although with Heidi’s brain, this is […]

Read More..>>
January 5, 2009

Two Douchebags Talk To The Papz

Famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt yammer endlessly on New Year’s Eve, illustrating exactly what is wrong with Hollywood. Best part: when the cameraman gets so bored that he gives Heidi the up-and-down. Hey, at least you have a job, dude!

Read More..>>
December 16, 2008

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt’s Drunken Marriage

US magazine already bought and published pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fake, illegal romantic marriage in Mexico. Last night’s episode of “The Hills”, however, highlighted the true ickyness of the whole debacle. Scuzzy Spencer flew Montard to Cabo San Lucas, got her drunk on tequila and rushed her to a church. The next […]

Read More..>>
November 24, 2008

Turkey News: Heidi And Spencer Get Married

In honor of turkeys everywhere, we have news today that Hollywood’s douchiest duo, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, have reportedly tied the knot in a secret ceremony in Mexico. We have The Hills to thank for Heidi and Spencer, and we have Heidi and Spencer to thank for providing unintentionally hilarious fodder for bloggers everywhere. […]

Read More..>>
October 30, 2008

Peanut Cat Has Mad Skilz- Hide The Halloween Candy!

Peanut Cat is wildly talented, and should immediately get an agent. Heidi Montag’s got nothin’ on this kitty! Go for your dreams, Peanut Cat! Just don’t sign anything from a guy named Spencer.

Read More..>>


© 2008 - 2013 Gravy Train Productions, LLC

Sitemap | News Sitemap | Entries RSS