August 24, 2008

Heidi Montag: Maxipad Aerobics

Douchess Heidi Montag shot a video for her heinous new song “Overdosin’”. Heidi decided to play an 80’s aerobic instructor! The shoot obviously took place in an apartment clubhouse with some z-list 80’s porn guys, like Mr. Goldlegs there. This shizz looks like velveeta with cheese on top! Sadly, whoever was in charge of wardrobe […]

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August 18, 2008

Heidi Montag’s Latest Ear-Bleeder: “Overdosin’ ”

Why, Snarkista, you ask, do you tell us about Heidi Montag’s songs? Because, my children, they are just such effin’ trainwrecks that Snarkista can’t turn away. Guilty as charged. Please don’t make anything Heidi-related part of my punishment. Heidibot never sounded more like a broken synthesizer than she does here. Which is saying A LOT. […]

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August 18, 2008

Britney Spears Is Hittin’ This?

Britney Spears reportedly has another new boyfriend, according to the Post-Chronicle, and his name is Sean Fox, (a.k.a. Sean Zastoupil). Sean apparently had an overnight recently with Britney. He’s a dancer, model, actor and now maybe flavor of the day, who used to date Lauren Conrad of “The Hills”! Crap. LC’s gonna throw a hissy […]

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August 11, 2008

Heidi Montag Still Giving Douche Lessons To Meghan McCain

Snarkista told you that John McCain had a real problem if he thought Heidi Montag would help him with the youth vote. Daughter Meghan McCain’s still hanging out with Montard the famewhore, and seems to be up her ass pretty good! Horf!!! Meghan seems to be liking the celeb spotlight, and Snarkista thinks Spencer’s convinced […]

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July 31, 2008

Heidi Montag Douches Up TV Guide Video On Crappywood

Famewhore Heidi Montag took TV Guide’s Will Keck for a mini-ride through her clothing line “Heidiwood”. Snarkista abhors that name, so it has always been “Crappywood” to her. Indulge, please. Heidi is in full douche-mode as she dishes on her “total involvement” with every aspect of her heinouswear. Especially the “buh-uns” Heidi carries her Bible […]

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July 28, 2008

The Hills: MTV’s Sneak Peak

MTV’s released the trailer for “The Hills”. Snarkista isn’t sure if it is clips of plotlines that will really be developed- or the best parts of the season crammed into one trailer. Last season was pretty much a snoozer, and the hint here that the insufferable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may break up is […]

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July 17, 2008

John McCain Has A REAL Problem Now

We all know Heidi Montag professed her political love for John McCain a few months ago, and declared she was on his side! Now, Heidi’s been brown-nosing Meghan McCain, John’s daughter. This is NOT a good thing for John. He needs to re-watch the Jib Jab video! Heidi was lunching with Meghan yesterday, and the […]

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July 15, 2008

Crappywood

Oh, FAB! Finally the showbook for Heidi Montag’s fall collection for her Heidiwood line has arrived! It’s called her “Club Collection”, club here meaning bars, not country clubs. Heidi couldn’t fake her way into a country club if her life depended upon it; it’s impossible to overcome the class and intelligence deficit up in that […]

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July 2, 2008

What Will Heidi & Spencer Wear On The 4th Of July?

The upcoming 4th of July holiday is a photo-op WAY too irresistible for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to leave alone! You KNOW we’ll be seeing the douche-dressers up in SOMETHING. Will they outdo their staged Easter bunny shoot? Can they top their fake Mother’s Day pics? What Snarkista wants to know is…. poll by […]

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July 2, 2008

Snark Sightings

Stalker Aniston To Be-Friend The Big Screen? Jossip Spencer Pratt Milking Mary Kate HARD: Fatback Media Rikki Rockett Gets Off: Bumpshack Chris Brown’s Naughty Bits Are Tired: BringinDaNoize Tila Tequila Is DENIED! Mollygood Hottest New Fashion Out Of Texas: Fldsdress Steve-O…Still A Lawsuit Magnet: ICYDK No Pajiba Love For Hancock: Pajiba A-Rod gets DUMPED! Sportsfiends

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