December 29, 2011

Basketball Legend Michael Jordan Engaged to Model Yvette Prieto

Basketball legend and Charlotte Bobcats owner Michael Jordan is now engaged to Cuban-American born model girlfriend Yvette Prieto.

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February 10, 2009

8 Arrests In Michael Phelps Bong Scandal

New details have emerged about a party where Olympic champion Michael Phelps was spotted. On Feb. 2, UK’s News Of The World published a picture of the 14-time Olympic gold medalist using a bong to smoke pot. The picture was taken at a party in Columbia back in November when Phelps was there for a [...]

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January 31, 2009

Michael Phelps Caught Hitting A Bong

Uh, oh, this may not bode well for the 2012 US Olympic swim team! The UK’s News Of The World has just hit the net with a salacious story about super-swimmer Michael Phelps. Reportedly, in November Michael got his par-tay on during two days of hanging with students at the University of South Carolina. It [...]

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January 26, 2009

Crimes Against Fashion: Jessica Simpson Edition

Holy mom-jeans, Jessica. No! This outfit absolutely gets a top-4 seed in the “Jessica Simpson Crimes Against Fashion Tournament and Chili Cookoff.” Which is sorta where Jessica was when she squeezed into THIS little number! A chili-cookoff, that is, doing her act in front of 3,000 actual people! It beats bingo halls and bowling alleys [...]

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January 10, 2009

David Beckham Bought Posh A $160,000 Purse

Well, there’s still no Great Depression in the land of David and Victoria Beckham- Becks found a Christmas present for the woman who has everything…a diamond encrusted handbag costing 80,000 pounds, or approximately $160,000. Moneybags! The diamond-studded Birkin Himalayan by Hermes is one of only three in the world. Posh showed off her new swag [...]

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December 2, 2008

Tom Cruise Wants To Marry David Beckham. Oh, And Posh Too.

This is NOT gonna help squelch those “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors! Tommy-girl is a certifiable freak. Australia’s Live News says that he gave David and Victoria Beckham a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present…a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?! Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways? Sneaky Scientologists, that’s who! Tommy’s been trying [...]

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November 6, 2008

The World’s Biggest Jonas Brothers Fan

He’s 6′7, weighs 336 lbs, and has been to the Pro Bowl his first two years in the NFL. Marcus McNeill from the San Diego Chargers is a giant man. And he’s a humongous Jonas Brothers fan. For realz. Do NOT make fun of this or you may die.

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October 28, 2008

Right Now In Nashville: The Titans Tear Up The AFC!

The Tennessee Titans keep winning, and not even the hallowed Peyton Manning could stop the NFL’s ONLY undefeated team! Yes, it’s sweet right now to be a Titans fan. Nashville’s been waiting for the team to be a contender again, and with their 7-0 record…it looks like this may be our year. The Titans, with [...]

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October 24, 2008

Breaking: Knicks’ Isiah Thomas Overdoses

UPDATE: Isiah Thomas is an idiot mofo. He is trying to blame this whole mess on his 17 year-old daughter! He says SHE had a medical emergency. Nice! Too bad the police and ambulance reports say they picked up a 47 YEAR OLD MALE from his house. The cops say Isiah is trying to cover [...]

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October 22, 2008

Carrie Underwood Gets Waxed

Country superstar Carrie Underwood unveiled her wax sidekick at Madame Tussauds in New York today. Which one is the real Underpants? Hint: Wax-Carrie is wearing the fugliest dress. Real Carrie is wearing the fugliest shoes. They have identical personalities…so don’t get fooled, Jessica Simpson! We KNOW you still prank-call Carrie, but we won’t tell Tony [...]

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