Michael Phelps: He’s THAT Good! 7th Gold Medal 100m Butterfly- VIDEO!

USA! USA! Swimming phenomenon Michael Phelps tied Mark Spitz’s record 7 Olympic gold medals buy beating Milorad Cavic in the 100 meter Butterfly! By .001 of a second!! TRULY down to the wire, this one was about as close as you can get. Guess those 12,000 calories a day paid off! Michael’s crazy diet’s below the video. Dude could medal in competitive eating!


Michael’s diet: Yes, he eats it ALL, every day. Phelps says he basically eats, swims and sleeps.
Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits (word to the South!). Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.

Michael’s a HUGE Lil Wayne fan, so Snarkista’s just posted above The Game‘s Premiere Video “My Life” featuring Lil Wayne on vocals. Tonight is the 4 x 100 meter relay, and the US team has NEVER lost. 11 gold medals. Tonight they could pick up number 12, and Michael his 8th. The race begins at approximately 10:45 ET. Get it boys!

Tony Romo’s Not On Line 1

Ah, you KNEW Papa Joe Simpson wasn’t gonna let Carrie Underwood get away with saying that Tony Romo still calls her! HELL to the NO! TMZ’s reporting that despite what Underpants told Allure magazine earlier this week, Tony’s lost her number…he says he DOESN’T call. Seems Carrie just can’t let the catfight go, not that Jessica Simpson didn’t egg her on with that “Real Girls Eat Meat” shirt. (If vegan-Carrie wasn’t in the picture, that would just seem porny. I digress.)

Carrie told Allure that Tony calls, but she doesn’t always answer. Er, guess that’s actually NEVER answers! Oops! Here’s a little secret: Snarkista had the fun of observing Carrie and Tony for an evening when they WERE dating. Let’s just say that Tony’s a very nice guy, and Underpants is a royal wedgie. Also, Carrie’s from Oklahoma and Snarkista’s a native Texan. Bish, plz.